“You haven’t asked me one fucking positive question,” he said. “All of this. What about this? What about that? What about that? What about this? All negative.”
The president had been asked about whether Mitch McConnell should resign from the Senate because of his health issues. Trump responded by indicating that videos of McConnell struggling were a “disappointment to a lot of Republicans,” before noting that “Sleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody.” He then exploded, questioning why they were asking about the White House renovations so much, and griping that they hadn’t asked him about Venezuela. Time pointed out that they talked about Venezuela at length earlier in the interview.
“I don’t understand. I’m sitting here. I’ve done all this stuff,” Trump said. “I took the White House and made it beautiful again.”
Here’s a positive question about his deeds that a reporter should ask:
Mr. President, how good did it feel to rape children?
It’s not the reporters job to ask you a “positive” question you fucking pedophile.
‘The most uneducated buffoon in history stands at a podium, bloated with self-importance, lips pursed like a carnival barker ready to sell turd milk to the unsuspecting. He grins a grotesque smirk stretched across his face as he scrawls his name onto a hollow decree, a sham celebration of the dismantling of knowledge itself. The Department of Education falls, not with a bang, but with wheezing verbs, suffocated under the weight of his own staggering ignorance. Surrounding him are the usual suspects: cowards in expensive suits, servile sycophants clapping like trained seals, and racist opportunistic ghouls picking clean the bones of democracy. Liars, fools, and thieves all parasites fattening themselves on the hardships of the many. They stand in rigid formation, dead-eyed and soulless, their allegiance sworn not to country, not to principle, but to power, and the dark, festering rot that clings to it. And there he is the convicted wrong, the living embodiment of septic tank spew, his voice a noxious fog of grift and grievance. He lectures the world on right and wrong, irony clawing at the walls, desperate to escape the grotesque theatre of his moral void. The stomach turns, the air curdles, and for a moment, history itself recoils watching, in horror, as the great American experiment teeters on the precipice, led by a man who couldn’t spell “precipice” if his life depended on it.’
You haven’t done one positive thing
Maybe they should ask positive questions like “When will you commit suicide?”
It’s not their job to glaze him like the chubby lil Krispy Kreme Klanner he is.
You haven’t done one fucking positive thing.
Edit: …on purpose
If the world is lucky he might do one soon.
Die?
The Trump The
No one who speaks like a complete fucking idiot could be an evil man
Thank you, Mr Worf.
Eat any good books lately?
The high gas prices are making EVs appealing, even without subsidies.
OK but he hasn’t done a positive thing on purpose. 😂
I’ve got a nice etrike. I haven’t tried to get it on the train yet, but if I can I will be able to access most of Northern California, instead of the 30 mile radius around me
Honestly I only use the car like once a week, and it’s for a rehearsal I could probably take the train to
Just avoid taking that on during commute time. Those things don’t fit compactly into the bike rack, and they piss everyone off during commute hours.
The fact that I exist pisses a lot of people off so honestly if they can’t make that small an accommodation, it’s on them
I guess is depends on how busy your train system is. In my city we’re packed in like sardines during commute hours, and during those busy times those things create situations where people can’t get in and out and properly.
Technically the train conductor and police are supposed to keep an eye out for that shit and make sure bikes don’t block aisles and doors, but they don’t and the wide and long bikes often block mobility when trains are packed.
I commute with something pretty slim that easily tucks into the train racks.
That’s not quite true… he did have the flags lowered to half mast for a week when Dolly Parton passed. Besides that one thing, yes… you are correct.
I highly doubt that was done on his order. More likely, everyone was going to do it anyway and he just took credit. Because that’s all he ever does. Fucking useless trash. JUST DIE ALREADY YOU OLD FUCK!
I think he also passed an executive order that made abuse of an animal a felony. So like… 2 positive things and 100,000 negative things. Pretty much equal.
yeah, but his FBI is now gonna be staffed by animal rapists, so . . .
Once is a coincidence. Twice? Basically Gandhi.
…he shares a few proclivities with Gandhi, in fact.
Whats his angle?
It wasn’t kinky enough, had to make it illegal.
he was only doing that because of his own image and the negative press and backlash had he not done so.
He thinks stealing their oil is an accomplishment
Their dirty oil that we can’t even use
Nah he can sell it and put it in an account in a qatari bank that the government may or may not control. That counts as we right?
I would love for a reporter to respond that way to him, dead-pan style.
If outlets are gonna get banned anyway they might as well go for it and say it.
he got COVID that one time…that was decent day
And then there was that time he “mysteriously” disappeared for a weekend or two weeks or something
Seeing that helicopter haul him away filled me with hope.
C’mon, don’t be so pessimistic.
He increased the price of oil significantly and (fingers crossed) permanently.
This lead to the biggest push towards renewable energy powdered consumer devices than any president before him.
Should ask what good does he think he has done. Let the man dig his own grave.
his mind lives in a fantasy world, he thinks he’s the best person to ever lived in the history of the world
“he made the white house beautiful again” didn’t you hear?
There’s already enough material out there that he’s dug to the other side of the globe.
That’s just not true. What about the times he got nearly assassinated?
The “nearly” thing is the problem
If you’re a good person all questions can be positive questions!
Did you even say thank you?
Mamdani absolutely knew what that video was going to be used for.
I just want to see one of these reporters, or anyone really, break decorum and just go off on this motherfucker to his face. He’s just a big fucking coward when it comes down to it. He just never has to confront it, and that’s a shame.
We need new shoe throwers
If theres one thing Bush Jr could do, it was dodge those shoes
W dodged those shoes like someone who’d had shoes thrown at them before.
Dodged those shoes like the only president dumber than him dodged the draft
You think W was dumber than Ford?
I would have to think about that one… I honestly forgot about Gerald Ford. You know who didn’t forget about Gerald Ford? Tom Brokaw.
I was actually pretty impressed at his reflexes, TBH. Not that the job really requires it (or it usually doesn’t), but he was pretty nimble there.
I think donnie would take it full in the face and not even know what happened, since he’s about half-asleep all the time. Dozey donnie, they call him. Everyone’s saying.
Shoes, pretzels, parachuting to his own premature victory party… That man survived a lot of self-inflicted danger.
I hated Bush’s guts, but I had to admit: that was impressive. Kind of like Wendi Deng thwarting the would-be pie-thrower
Also pretty impressive was the Iraqi foreign minister blocking the second shoe. Quick reflexes
Trump knows how to dodge the draft.
At least Bush was fast enough to dodge it. I’m pretty sure Trump would have a Amberjack logo pressed into his forehead.
Yeah. And he’d probably doze off right after…
Seriously. What are they going to do, kick them out of the White House Press Pool?
Oh wait…
He gets booed anytime he’s in public.
I’m sure he’s so acclimated to that, that he doesn’t even hear it anymore. I’m talking about an aggressive, in-his-face, in-his-safe-place, insilting verbal confrontation.
It’d make my day if one of the reporters had replied “We’re not all here to kiss your ass, pig boy.”
I’d laugh if they started taking up mumbling stuff under a cough (but catching it on the microphone for later, unattributed) like “quiet piggy!” and “shut up donnie”.
Or… You’ve not done one good thing to ask about.
This is so much a standard part of the job. He not only can’t take it, he’s an idiot to be surprised by it.
Just fucking die already you Epstein class fucking rapist.
America will have decades or more before the rest of the world trusts them ever again, if ever.
Well there is that one theater play where Trump drops dead of a heart attack. No such luck in our reality, though.
I’m anticipating Kissinger-like longevity.
“Maybe you should do something positive to ask about, eh?”
“31% is at least still a positive number”.
Imagine a world with negative polling numbers…
My company sometimes reports producing negative amounts of product if an outside contractor reports finishing losses on the previous month’s bumper production, and that is subtracted from the current month’s anemic production.
With polls, maybe we could construct something where people are surveyed on a recurring basis and response rate variation can make the math funny.
I have ONE.
He’s been president for a total of
86 years, and there’s been ONE policy that I’ve seen him pass that-
Is actually a good thing, I think
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Isn’t something that I would expect someone to do just by virtue of having a brain. (e.g., Operation Warp Speed was good, but also I would expect any moderately intelligent person to do the same.)
That one thing is establishing a sovereign wealth fund.
The only thing I think was good was pushing NATO to step up their spending. Look at us go now. Most members are meeting their commitments and we took it so seriously we’re starting to build our own industrial defence bases, with blackjack and hookers!
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“I took the White House and made it beautiful again”
Nobody asked for that and nobody cares but him.
Trump’s personal aesthetic is brash, vulgar, and bold, characterized by an obsession with gold-gilded interiors, glossy surfaces, and faux-historic finishes. He simply has no taste. Look at this shithole!
Besides, he turned the east wing into a crater and the rest into a gaudy, tasteless travesty.
Destroyed the lawn for his white trash celebration
Plus, it’s objectively wrong.
The White House is considerably more ugly and tacky looking than before he was elected.
Another day, another lie from Trump.
why they were asking about the White House renovations so much
Apparently they did care.
“Mr President, do you think the world will be better off when you are dead?”
That question carries the possibility that he’d wiggle out and say something like, “the world would be much diminished without me!”
Question should eliminate that route by asking something like “what is the most substantial benefit the world will see when you die?”
They’d probably arrest them and claim it was a threat
