They are drooling at the opportunity to make their own version of Horst Wessel out of an ICE officer.

We’re not replacing workers fast enough.

-This jackass, essentially.

When the rest of us can’t afford to eat and face famine because the rich have gotten so fat off of hoarding everything, people will have no other choice but to eat the rich

We’ll try to keep shoving it down your throats anyway though.

-Tech companies as evidenced by how many new places it keeps cropping up

I wanted C3PO from the AI boon. Instead, I lost my job and was replaced by AI.

-Sci-fi nerds who were hopeful of the future and AI

Mass transit systems yet? No? Okay, I’ll check back in a decade after this problem has gotten substantially worse.

I’m honestly surprised someone hasn’t used one of the drones you can get on Amazon to drop molitovs on either group.

Because the White House and Republicans in Congress want them to. It diminishes the opposition’s voting base.

Right? Something more like “Absolutely” or “Unequivocally” would be more appropriate.

That gravy seal is really holding the thin-crust line.

Remember when an administration would have to petition Congress for a declaration of war rather than Congress moving to prevent a unilateral invasion/war? You know, like what is in the Constitution? Good times.

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I could just imagine some rando touring the White House, and they stumble across him. They start out so excited. Go in saying:

Oh wow! Look at that! It’s the president! It’s great to me you, President Pedophile. Oh. My mix up. I mean, President Insurrectionist. Oh fuck, slip of the tounge! I’m just so nervous. Ha-ha! President Trump! It’s a pleasure to meet the Rapist-in-Chief. Oh fuck. There I go again.

Great to see it happening, but I wish a Republican introduced it. Not only would it show there’s a break for reason, but it’d also prevent it from being labeled a Democratic hoax, give it a reasonable chance of making it to the Senate, allow some Republicans to show an ounce of reasonableness to the cult’s face, reassure some allies that the party in charge hasn’t completely lost its mind, and serve as a warning to the cult.

No. Just enough to put them on edge “about officer safety” so they just start shooting people.