That’s the one!

I swear that one of the Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museums is like this.

Beauty and the Beast, Old And New by Terri Windling

Beauty and the Beast was written to introduce young brides to the idea that marrying a gross, hairy, large creature might not be all that bad, and that you might even find things to like about your monster husband and fall in love with him.

Why, you’d have to do it all sneaky-like. Like, have a trusted accomplice take her out in the woods and kill her. Of course, you’d want evidence to be sure, so you’d ask the accomplice to bring you back some essential internal organ, to confirm the kill.

DON’T GET IN THE KILN!

The artist, carefully adding more detail to the castle: “I think this may have awakened something in me.”

Haven’t watched a movie in a while, but the last show I watched was Star Trek: DS9…

…and the I love the prospect of a DS9 crossover with Animal Crossing like Damar loves day drinking.

Obi-Wan and Anakin discuss with Palatine how they’re planning a carefully-planned surprise attack on a Separatist-held world.

They launch the attack. Anti-aircraft missiles and flak fill the sky.

Obi-Wan: “It’s as if they knew we were coming!”

Nobody ever looks into this.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I present to you, my favorite book map of all time:

You know how some people spend a lot of time worrying about rogue asteroids, microplastics, prions, coronal mass ejections, antibiotic-resistant bacteria, or the Yellowstone super-volcano?

Mike Lindell the crack addict?

Me in an endless loop of swiping my mouse across the mousepad while engaged in a dogfight in Star Wars: X-Wing:

Chick Fil A chicken is marinated in pickle juice before deep frying.

This guy…

…is dressed in ~1220 business attire.

Oh, fuck, now I’ve got three nickels!