I got “watches diverse films extensively”, which I’m not upset about haha

Dude, I knew “both sides are the same” types at my work who fucking bought that. My gasts were flabbered.

What a weird thing to say here.

Ugh. Of course that’s a thing.

We are seeing how the neck pussy is born.

I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out.

You have, you just didn’t know it was Kash Patel at the time

I think they have to include the “I’m Jack Johnson and I approve this message” thing on every one. But I could be wrong.

I imagine faking that would amount to outright fraud and/or identity theft.

But this is the US in 2026 so…

Gotta love when your own government starts using dark patterns to avoid public comment periods.

Look for “About me”

I got “watches diverse films extensively”

I like knowing how little Amazon actually knows about me. It’s a relief to see.

The issue isn’t the Senate, that was never meant to be proportionate. The issue is the House.

Uhhh… Beg pardon?

Exactly. Ask any cop about their untested rape kits.

They get them and then they don’t do shit with them.

Man, I don’t know… “I’m sorry if I made you feel like a simpleton” sounds patronizing as fuck, and I’m not sure they deserve the benefit of the doubt that you’ve given them. I’m not sure they were actually trying to be kind.

My previous therapist literally recommended that I join a leftist organization to meet people with similar views

You’re not entirely wrong. I haven’t had therapy in a while now, but every session during 2025 was just them pretty much agreeing with me that everything is fucked (yes, including capitalism) and nothing I was saying was at all irrational.

I eventually realized that it got to a point where there just wasn’t anything they could tell me to assuage my depression or anxiety, because they didn’t disagree with my reasons for being upset and angry. And I didn’t need to spend money to have someone tell me that my fears and anxieties are justified every few weeks

Interestingly, I’m able to keep it to just the intro. Sometimes it does become a bit of an earworm but I’m ok with it because it’s a fucking jam

It’s cheaper than death row and the death penalty though, so nice try. Why not just admit you want to kill them?

They are all bad. Stevia sucks too imo.