I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
It’s internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.More aerodynamic.
You clearly have not seen the flappy lips of naked skydivers. Yes, more aerodynamic, but definitely not aerodynamic.
Might be the only good answer in here.
Also potential additional storage.
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
True, but the penis is the vastly superior doughnut transportation
Good for onion rings as well.
I cannot stress enough that you need to wait for them to cool first
Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.
I can report similar results. Ladies, how many boxes of candy can you cram into your genitals?
What about twizzlers?
I take them out of the box.
(It’s just a personnel choice, not that the boxes wouldn’t fit.)so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people’s hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?
Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
- the pez thing
- let them suck it out
- cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
- empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
- special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
- a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
- let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
- one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
. . .- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
Now I know where those were coming from
Don’t forget you have couple of sacks underneath your penis.
Most human males only have one scrotum, most have two things in it though.
Wooosh…
Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
And I’d say more hygienic.
You can usually reach the same hygienic standard, just with way more difficult maintenance. In fact, cleaning is most of what my “easier to maintain” point is about.
way more difficult maintenance.
And (IMO) that’s the point
Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.
Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.
Just squeeze to activate.
Less dangle downstairs, more momentum upstairs :p
(Excluding masectomy)Just squeeze to activate
What a sentence
Yeah, you wouldn’t wanna have it permanently though, huh?
Depends on many factors, but why not?
Heck, I’ll even consider an anally mounted augment if the benefit outweighs the drawbacks. Don’t know quite where the line is drawn, but a sphincter activated collapsible motorbike (assuming minor discomfort or inconvenience) would probably be cool, whereas toothbrush storage might not be worth the trouble.
Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !
Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.
Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.
Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.
They really can take pounding.
In the other hand, dicks can take a beating though.
When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it’s fantastic
I enjoy being in a female body so much! Don’t think penis any more ridiculous looking than lady parts, so no advantage there. But we are the original design for a human, and I can always know my kids are mine. Can’t imagine guys feel as much getting off as we do, think advantage goes to the vagina on that. Though it’s more a package deal than strictly vagina related. Suppose it might be easier to smuggle drugs with more places to hide them.
Should probably create an alt for this answer but fuck it. Threesomes are also much better as a vagina owner. Unless it’s with 2 guys who are bi, every other sort of arrangement the advantage goes to the woman or women.
Suppose it might be easier to smuggle
It’s probably just jealousy that fashion designers compensate by giving men pockets!
You know, I thought that we were at the point in society where we do not make assumptions about anyone’s body parts. That door swings both ways you know.
I can smuggle SO MUCH DRUGS in my ass. You don’t even know. Even if y’all got a second spot for 'em I promise nobody is going near my nasty ass. There could be a 1lb diamond up there, they’d just wave me by.
I think i’m trans, but I’d love to have a vagina just for the orgasm. The vagina obviously has it’s issues, but I can’t even imagine how good it would be to cum (+multiple times) and the sensation is probably way better than just ejaculation.
You get the orgasm when you are on E. Your orgasm will be like ten times better and you will be able to get multiple, pair that with a prostate orgasm and its out of this world amazing.
My youngest is a trans guy and one of the warnings on the paper from the endocrinologist said you may lose the ability to get off like a woman. I know that in both men & women T drives the sex drive, but there must be some interplay between all of the hormones. I have never been with a guy who seemed to FEEL as much as I do, though most seem to enjoy it as much. Menopause muted it a little but even now it’s pretty intense.
You really can’t take just the end of the plumbing like that. penis means balls and producing semen. vagina means womb and producing eggs. Females gestate and bear offspring. That is essentially a superpower. With our current technology we could easily fertilize and egg with another womens egg. Kinda surprised that has not happened yet honestly. Cloning is essentially taking a fertilized egg and swapping the dna for another cell. The clone is not exactly the same though because to do that we would have to swap out the mitochondria. Every person is more thier mothers offspring than their fathers because they have an exact copy of the mothers mitochondria which is a cell within a cell for all your cells. It has way less dna but that when it comes to cellular dna the y chromosome is like a stunted X chromosome. So that is that much more dna you get from your mother unless your a girl. Being a male in a way is like being a stunted female. Also I mean you see the orgasms women have. We get like the one. Its intense and boy does it drives us to get to it but the whole time they are getting wave after wave of orgasm that still has super big climax. It wipes us out and it energizes the fuck out of them. Lets not forget they get boobs with it all and while I don’t want them they are pretty awesome. I mean women are objects of lust and so are men but like its way more consitantly a thing for women. This could be a good or bad thing but I also find women like that a bit more than men. But yeah if you remove the whole sexual reproduction thing and just bring it down to pee hole the penis is better. Till you get hit in the balls.
Doesn’t randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations
Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.
Then maybe you shouldn’t be teaching middle school???
/jk
I did actually consider becoming a teacher ages back :3. but then I realized you have to be smart for that
Not particularly. You just need to sound like you know what you’re talking about.
No you don’t, you just have to be smarter than those students, and that’s not hard, because they’re stupid. If they’re outpacing you, you just downshift to a lower grade, until you find the grade level where you’re smarter than most.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
I really hope you’re kidding here
Not wrong lol. But you need to be smart to pass the classes to become a teacher in the first place, which really is the hard part :3. I looked into what I needed to be accepted into the courses when I was looking into what to study, and my grades didn’t meet the requirements
When I was little. I thought my parents were the smartest people in the world. Then when I went to school, I thought my teachers were the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my parents. When I got to high school, I thought my maths and English and science teachers where the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my primary school teachers.
Now 20 years later, I’m friends with lots of people who teach high school, and secretly they’re not that smart. All they need to do is learn the material from the curriculum and teach it to the students.
Enormous respect for what they do, I couldn’t do it, but it’s not a job that requires higher than average intelligence.
Multiple orgasms.
And yet, oddly so many women have never had one. Feels like a feast or a famine thing I guess?
Prostate orgasms enter the room
From the back door.
The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it’s unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.
PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.
As someone with a clitoris, sadly a (likely rather small) population of us still will never know. Mine seems to have come out nonfunctional from the factory. Sometimes I wish I could feel sexual pleasure like how a majority of the planet seems to.
Have you checked whether there’s still warranty coverage?
As an enthusiast of stimulating clitorises, I’d like to remind you/mirroring readers that most of it isn’t the knobby part but (typically) spread throughout the lips and inner thighs, and that is often a more accessible/enjoyable way of stimuli.
In my practice I’ve found that clitoris havers enjoy different stimuli (for a myriad of reasons): deep massage, light tickling, pinching, scritches, pressure, heat, etc applied to lips, folds, thighs, around the opening, as well as the knob. I’ll argue it’s still clitoris stimuli, just better suited to that person’s anatomy and preferences.
And if that isn’t your experience, there are many other ways to stimulate a person and body. I wish you all the sensuality and orgasms you can handle, in whatever way works for you.
Thank you. That’s very kind of you, but I think if I wasn’t going to figure out anything at this point in my life that it’s just not going to happen. To describe things to people, I describe any sort of sensation that I feel in my crotch region as no different than if you were to touch your own elbow. You can touch or rub or lick or suck your elbow any which way you want, but it’s not going to feel at all pleasurable (I’m sure there are some people but that’s not really the point of my analogy).
It won’t necessarily feel uncomfortable, just won’t have any pleasure associated with it. If it’s so complicated that I can’t even figure out where to begin with finding even mild pleasure, then I don’t think there’s hope. It’s likely broken. Idk. I’m 32 btw.
Sexuality and sensuality can become complicated; the body plays a small part, but most of it is typically in the mind and mind-body interplay. There’s a reason the elbow-lickers can get off on it, and it’s not typically because their elbows are wired more sensitive.
Having sensation is proof that your physical parts work, but I hear you say that the connection to pleasure and your lust/sensuality is gone.
Luckily, that connection can be trained and/or rehabilitated (depending on cause of disconnect).
A major part of it is feeling safe, safe in your body, safe to feel pleasure, safe to play/explore, safe to find and act on what you enjoy. Anything from trauma, stress, depression/illness, self image, cultural pressures can make someone enter survival mode and block off enjoyment. Some are best treated by a professional, others might be addressed by simpler inner work, like setting intentional time for recreation, or making space/time/rituals for enjoyment, etc.
Part of feeling safe is also to not have undue pressures to perform or feel a certain way. Especially while rediscovering how you sense and process pleasure, you should give yourself the grace to enjoy yourself as you want. Maybe elbow stimuli is the only way available to you currently? Maybe the only way to silence the self judgment is with kink? Respect your journey, and that we all take different paths, as well as need different things along it. The goal is both to find yourself, but also to learn how to search.
Oh, and as to not misrepresent anything: Most of sexuality happens in the mind, and finding what turns you on and how is typically a life long pursuit as tastes and wonts will change and evolve with you. What happens and yearns in the body is typically in direct response to both fantasy, self image, intent, and your daily form. You will need to explore, discover and play what is sexy to you, as well as when and how.
Besides that, it’s also about training yourself to explore pleasure both physical and mental, how to dance with it, follow it, challenge it and to recover from either intensity or getting lost. Most of it is just finding how it works and feels, but you can definitely get better at both control and constitution with practice.
You have many years left to enjoy the pleasures of your own body, and I would argue pleasure is necessary for a well lived life. Perhaps looking up a sexologist or similar resource could be a worthwhile investment for a life with pleasure?
I’d like to recommend the book The Erotic Mind by Jack Morin, it’s a very good book on the topic of how lust and pleasure happens in our minds and an interesting read. It’s not a substitute for therapy though, neither psychological or sexological.
Vibrators?
It also helps that a rather large proportion of American men are circumcized. You can blame John Kellogg (yes, the guy that invented bran and had a company named after him) for that
Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn’t choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Yeah but you can’t do helicopters
I most certainly can lol. I just recognize that vaginas are superior lol
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Sigmund Freud reading this and exploding 🤯💥
Shit dude did you bring him back? Hide his mom.
Self cleaning, self lubricating
How common are UTI and yeast infections?
Because I hear about that so often from the female population vs (almost) none in the male.I also have to cite the “women” here/online that felt the need to volunteer how farting normally means farting into their vagina and then later having to fart that out of their vagina… it’s as fucking disgusting as they freely felt to be…
I have been with a partner for over 15 years and never heard nor experienced shit like that… she nor I have never seen that problem… so maybe you’re wrong and folks are just different, some perhaps fucking gross?
Swlf cleaning??? Bro don’t tell me you can’t smell the fish
Well it’s clear that you don’t have much experience being up close to vaginas.
Also probably thinks breasts feel like bags of sand
Are you 12?
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I’ve only noticed a fish adjacent smell one time out of a dozen or so women, and even then, it was temporary and her body fixed whatever imbalance was going on pretty quickly.
So, yeah. They self clean just fine.
It’s usually caused by an infection
A super fishy smell, sure. Vaginas all smell different though, and most smell different depending on biochemistry changes throughout the days. As long as it’s not foul smelling and there aren’t any odd changes in discharge, it’s not really something to fuss about.
Easier to sell pictures of it.
An extra pocket
I’m so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.
Your foreskin frightens me.
What a terrible day to be literate.
if you’re brave enough this is not a difference
In that case, bigger pocket
But if ya keep the camera rolling.
I don’t like the sound of that
