Film yourself asking 100 people the same simple question

find 5 who are clueless

Only post the 5% of people who make for good content, never mention the other 95%

Morons lap this up as real

The ole Charlie Kirk youtube method didn’t die with him I see.

Their ass, they spent all morning rooting around up there on the C-line

Source: I took the C-line to work today

Her own kids stole her bikes out of her back yard, what is the world coming to :(

https://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg.html

A fantastic short story everyone should read. The very very extraordinary egg indeed.

IT’S THAT DAD-GUM EL NIÑO!!! Friggin Niños everywhere stealing my snow

Does lemmy have a /im14andthisisdeep comm? This would be perfect

But it’s my birthday, precious…

Your names lies, that is… Good :)

You may pass.

Yes, sadly :(

Reminds me of Covid, when the fully-vaccinated redcaps were going on and on about the “dangers” of the jab

It seems only the good die young :/

Have the homestucks tried a grocery store? Search as I may, rootbeer doesn’t appear in my home unless I go get it

Do you smell burnt toast? I sure do after reading that XD

Ah, fair enough. I do so often miss old reddit, back when subs were a real community, not just shat-out content fitting the theme. HailCorporate, HailCorporate’s parody sub, PresidentialRaceMemes, and that Joker sub before it was infested with unironic racists were all casualties that come to mind. The only sub I really lurk in post-API scummery is AskHistorians, thanks to their zealous mod team.

At least the thread here is properly shitting on the most mediocre root beer!

“A young cowpoke named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm”

My criss in cross, it’s not always astroturfing when a shit brand is mentioned.

The only things I Hail is To The King, or Satan after singing about being gay and doing drugs :)

Fittingly dogwater take! Barqs should be butt-scooted across the nearest rug before a person drinks it

Oh look at you, Mr. Fancy with the A&W. Must be nice D’:

Here I was ready with a 1000 mollusk jokes, but I’ll clam up as it’s not that type of shell.

His gas has to be deadly, did he bomb the toilet before going to the hospital? At least he’s OK and the doctors now have Somme more war stories to tell about this guy.