Lehmuusa

What’s it like to go to doctor?

Well, annoying. Something is wrong in your body and that’s never fun. And then they need to do some procedures that also usually won’t feel nice.

A broken arm, for example, probably means some kind of painkiller pushed into my muscles with a syringe. That hurts. And then I’ll be needing a cast. Meh.

This answer sounds kind of banal… But this is proably about what you did expect(?)
And I don’t know if I’d have to pay. Never broken an arm. Probably nothing. Or maybe many tens of euros? Definitely not over 50 €, though.

I’m in Finland, but this should, by all logic, apply to pretty much the whole of not-USA.

WYSIAWYG

Oh I do actually believe he really will remember them. For several seconds, possibly even over 15 seconds!

Woah! I read tuhat part of their message as sarcasm and was surprised by the sudden change of to be… But they really meant it literally!

Therapy won’t help instanteneously. It also will alleviate the suffering, but not remove it.

An example of this, mayhap?

The topmost leadership’s in the military? Yes. The rest? Absolutely not.

I’d guess they don’t want to sit on the toilet seat and put their shoesolesnon the ring and crouch. Combine that with being extremely drunk… Easy to lose your balance.

Where do the balls and the penis actually go in those?

Hyenas know what you are talking about.

You should have seen how loudly my back then 6-year-old screamed (screeched?) when she was walking on an iron railing and fell off it, legs on different sides of the railing.

I bet everyone in the nearest three blocks felt her pain from hearing that.

Made soggy they are pure sadness.

You need to have very precisely the least possible amount of water that still enables all the flour to become a (very very firm) dough.

And then you need to hold the dough in one hand and pummel it with your other hand’s fist while talking with your friends or whatever.

These done properly, and your vareniks will not ve soggy!

And then, of course, don’t overboil them!

Vareniki, absolutely!

You only need to add salt and water to these ingredient and you’ve got tastiness!
Of course it gets better with potatoes, onion, and maybe mushrooms?

A lot of people wipe their butt, flush the toilet, wqsh their hands, dry them, and leave the toilet.

This means that at least the toilet flushing button is often very dirty with poo germs. Depending on how you two and people visiting you handle the flushing, ut might make sense to always wash hands after flushing the toilet.

Otherwise… Whatever.

How about translating this to English and using the following as the standard?

…and whales are closely related, even if one step further separated – they only have three stomaches instead of four, for example. But ungulates all the same!

A centaur has explicitly horse features until a certain point, then explicitly human features from that point onwards.

That would mean the upper part not being allowed to divert back to horseness/giraffiness, as the left pic does.

Cows are short giraffes, though… (And both cows and giraffes are just forms of land whale)

I… what the fuck am I looking at… ?

It’s the human centipede. But giraffe.