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This is why I have a werewolf on my back window. Rhey’ll spend all their time trying to get silver bullets.

lmao

I wanna run this on a laptop while in a public place.

Specifically this playlist:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4wavvfiVFxWmGgjkR5w0Fh?pi=5_siWtbYR9uM3

Is there a GUI environment that will turn my desktop into the stupid, goofy virtual reality space a lot of movies in the 90s showed off as being “the future of computing?” 🤔

I want to build a computer that just mimics the stupid hollywood vision of computers from that time because it would be fun and make me laugh.

I have a sleep playlist that is just those buddhist meditation bell sounds. I leave that on most of the morning while I wake up and center myself.

I am like 90% sure that a lot of those are accidental.

The default auto message is “is this item still available?” on damn near all these kinds of apps and tools. It doesn’t ask for confirmation a lot of the time, and touch screens kinda suck. Especially if you have fat sausage fingers like the average Craigslist user.

I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours. A record I very much would like to beat. 😤

“The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison. That poison?”

Just replace Kuzco with any number of evil people fucking shit up rn.

Liftoff had this feature, where you could log into multiple instances at once and they would all appear in local. Too bad it hasn’t worked since version 0.19 and has been abandoned. 😮‍💨

Delicious strawberry flavored axle grease…

Spermafurz

Oh hey, I got a new discord group chat name! 😃

You may not like it, but this is the peak of human fitness (and fashion):

How do you say your username in German? 🤔

Ligma.

Gotta be wary of that one.

In my experience, most of the “women” on dating apps turn out to be scammers. So many conversations that end up being a waste of time when they suddenly start asking for money/credit card numbers/giftcards.

It’s not just women, but the amount of men’s profiles that end up being scams is way lower. And really just on the big, traditional dating services like Tinder or Match.

The most successful tool of this nature I’ve ever used is Grindr. The service works, and if you just want a hookup it’s easy and relatively quick to find someone. Too bad the app itself is just absolute garbage with the UX/UI. And since it’s meant for gay men, there’s not many women on there (but they are still there). 😔

The craziest thing was that he was one of the 3 kids my super christian aunt adopted. I never expected him to be into raves and drugs before that incident, since he was always volunteering to do churchy stuff and talked about wanting to be a pastor. Shit, maybe he actually just saw god while tripping…? 🤔

I’ve thought about it a lot, because it is likely to happen.

Not knowing you’ve been given drugs is a good start. The one and only time I ever did acid, my cousin put it in something and didn’t tell me until I started feeling like I was drowning and seeing everything swirling/melting. I thought I was poisoned.

Just realizing I am not even sure who the glory goes to when using a glory hole…

Is it the person getting head or the person giving it? 🤔

Never had a bad trip, huh?