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Could be imperial.

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He strikes me as the type of guy who really wants to shave off about 2/3^rds of that mustache to try and look like his hero but is too afraid of social consequences to do it. Might be able to act normal enough to blend in when he’s not having his megaphone shouty times.

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Hold on, he might be on to something here… Time to become an ICE agent and put the limits of that “absolute immunity” to the test.

Hero’s whats? The thing belonging to one of the heroes is unspecified.

The move appears to respond to visitors preparing to cover the image of Trump, which was set to begin appearing on passes Jan. 1 despite legal challenges.

Buried deep in the article at paragraph 2, sentence 2 (or sentence 3 of the whole thing), easy to miss.

Two products with a major impact on the world that somehow didn’t make the list: the Boeing 767-200ER replica cockpit kit for PC flight simulators and a 5-pack of travel size box cutters.

It takes two to tango but only one to play solitaire.

I’m sure his heart goes out to them.

It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.

That part is none of my business, I’m just in it for the loot drops.

…hide in their unmarked truck and speed off.

We’ve all heard of the citizen’s arrest but that sounds like a situation that calls for a citizen’s PIT maneuver.

Two and a half out of three, guess I’m doing all right.

People who bet on alien plague for the 2026 apocalypse are getting really hopeful right now.

Reports now indicate that she shouted “By the way, I’m the one who falsely put Trump in the Epstein-Trump files, SAD!” before the ICE agent heroically gunned her down.

The gay sex was coming from inside the house!

Drugs were probably a key factor in multiple stages of the decision-making process.

Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.