
The ‘I can’t be bothered’…

Unfortunately this group is surprisingly large.
Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.
Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.
Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.
The bidet is what we use personally, way better for the butt health and probably better for the environment lol
I mean…the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.
That’s bad for your ears 😭 don’t do that aaaaa
People that use levels and people that just drill holes
Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.
Yeah this isn’t reddit, who fucking cares
No! Why should I!?
Agreed! But do it standing of course.
no, wash it
Yeah, right and
wrongleftstart
I’ve got some news for you…
wrong, bidetful and bidetless
3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.
How do you dry your ass tho? Are you just soaking your underwear everytime you pull your pants up?
Butt towels, or wet wipes. Or some TP. Nothing if you’re a savage.
Pretty much
Swamp ass has nothing on lake ass!
Lol
1 high efficiency tp square, technical no bidet assisted speedrun

Who. Fucking. Cares.
The one on the right is patent.
What about bidet?
Does yours have an air dry function? How are you drying after?
Cat owners and normal people
Tbf, the cat will wreak havoc with either roll.
Can confirm. Am cat owner.
Can also confirm. Am cat.
There’s an easy solution to that.
Close. The. Door.
wow, first time I’ve encountered someone who doesn’t know what’s a cat is
No, the door of a residential bathroom has a specific purpose, besides the normal door-related ones. It’s a vacant/occupied sign.
I just look under the crack of the door to see if the light is on.
Some folks prefer to keep the door shut, to keep from stinking the rest of the place up.
Do you not have an exhaust fan in the bathroom?
Yes, yes we actually do.
That also seems to be a vector for cockroaches to travel from the backside apartment towards ours…
The battle is real yo.
My bathroom is my foster room, so yes, the door is often closed, but definitely doesn’t solve the TP problem.
People always say that. Like it was in every cat’s nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it’s the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.
The behavior in question is a viral meme just like the post. Some kitties/kiddies learn to entertain themselves unspooling the roll, some never do. In a household with the potential for some bored gremlin learning this behavior it can be safer to just not present the opportunity, even if the behavior hasn’t been seen before.
My husband and I had a cat for nearly a decade and she never so much as looked at the TP roll. Our current gremlin has sprinted at top speed into the bathroom because he heard me open the cabinet where we started hiding the TP when he wouldn’t leave it alone. He actually tried to grab it out of my hands, and I had to play tug of war with him! I’ve never encountered any other cat as hellbent on destroying TP, but he lives for it. Shreds it like he’s plucking a bird.
Consider yourself lucky. I still do it the normal way, but cats absolutely will unroll a toilet roll if it catches their attention.
It entirely depends on the cat. Some cats will, others couldn’t care less.
I’ve had 2/5 cats I’ve had do it, so the roll always goes down the back. Kept my kid from unrolling it for about a week lol
George Carlin.
There are only two kinds of people in the world.
Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don’t.















