Leftist probably

“You want to live in a world without the need for guns, yet you use them when necessary. Curious! I am very intelligent.”

The rare double ambiguity: “work on” and “work with” could both have two meanings with opposite effects in the sentence

Are you washing your pingas in the sink

Please tell me you only do this at home

You touch your back to the lid??

Don’t let you convince yourself of something just because you want to believe it’s true. IQ is not an objective measurement of intelligence, but it isn’t completely useless either.