Thank you for your service!

It’s a great password.

• too long to bruteforce
• too many variations for a dictionary attack
• satisfies all character requirements
• easy to remember
• easy to type
• discourages revealing it to anyone even under pressure

Closest one to a hammer is the Crystal OscillaThor
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Americans are trained from childhood to shit only once a week so it takes away less of their work time.
This starts in school where you need a signed permit to go shit, and continues in the work place where shitting during work hours can get you in trouble.
Shitting frequency is monitored through comically wide gaps in the bathroom stalls.

Actual billionaires:
$000,000,000,000 in taxable income
$XXX,000,000,000 in “debt”

Poor fuckers!

For a skeleton watch, yes.
For a mechanical watch, also yes.
Unfortunately, prices have gone through the roof in the past few years.
Now I don’t think there are any nice quality watches left in that price range.

You can still get a Vostok Amphibia for that kind of money, which is entirely hand-crafted, definitely interesting mechanically, and will last decades. But buying from Russia at the moment (on a Russian website), waiting a month for delivery, and getting the Vostok experience isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Also, I don’t think it’s even possible to get them shipped to the US.

Even a nice Quartz watch like a solar-powered Citizen Eco-Drive will be slightly out of your budget.
If you still do want a mechanical watch, look for Seiko, Citizen and Orient. Those are the best budget offerings.
Chinese Red Star watches also fit the budget, but they’re also not for everyone.

Warum liegt hier eigentlich Strohrum?

Sounds like the speed limit should be lowered to 30 on the road with the school bus stops

Hey let’s explore the cowcatcher idea. Could you design it so the texting rear-enders do a sick barrel roll?

None of them have created any shareholder value yet!

Young Capitalist Trying To Prove He Isn’t Above Physical Labor Gets Ghosted In 250 Job Applications

Good choice

I’m glad for both you and your ex-wife that you got away from your shitty partners.

I’m betting there wasn’t a plan in place at all.

It obviously needs specific vibration settings for each food you want to cut.
And a mic and camera for some reason.

This headline is 100% peak NotTheOnion 👌

I’m German. My grandparents were married for 75 years (from their early 20’s until my grandfather died aged 97)!
I once asked my grandma what their secret was, how they stayed in love for their entire lives. She hesitated a bit, as if thinking about whether she should tell me…
And then she said: If it had been as easy to get divorced back then as it is now, I wouldn’t have stayed 5 years.

Current Windows 11 still has Internet Explorer installed.

I use the one from my grandma daily. Must be about 60 years old now (the grinder, not my grandma).

With a mail-enabled printer, you can send your scan directly to an email address.
I fail to see what you’d need a fax for.