My barber’s tits are just as big, but a lot more hairy.

She’s very noble. She prefers to shit on cashmere sweaters.

Malva

At this point I’m just glad Slackware is even on the map.

Deepin Linux, of course.

Do you have their languages enabled in your settings?
Cause otherwise you might not see them.

He’s the Republican Party’s chairman.

Where’s Baidu? With a >50% market share among China’s >1 billion internet users, it should sit in second place.
I’m guessing they aren’t connected to statcounter at all.
Also, the fact that the only European search engine with a measurable market share is Russian frustrates me.
On the other hand, with the way statcounter works, any search engine without tracking won’t show up here at all.

I used to use normal shampoo. Gave me horrible dandruff.
Then I tried out various anti-dandruff shampoos, which didn’t make a difference.
Switched to curd soap, which made my hair dry and straw-like.
Switched to Aleppo bar soap, which made it oily.
Then I tried out the last option - nothing. I wash my hair once a week with only warm water, then brush it. And it’s never looked better. Your results may vary.

Actually it’s a quote by a very famous (but not very good) Austrian painter and book author.

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Around 2009 I predicted that very soon, Linux smartphones you can plug into a docking station to use as a desktop PC would become the standard consumer computing device.

Holy Hell!

What do the other 15 British villagers look like?

No. Being a reptile might be cool, but I’m now 40 and already think that being at the half-way point is fine with me.

I bet he’s an Electric Callboy fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w

No, what?

And by the time the parents finally get around to having the talk, their kids have already seen German bondage swingers shit into each other’s mouths on the internet.

Damn, being a lemmy mod is more demanding than I thought!