That’s not an option for an adult man. We had to leave those behind.

…right?

Again. Awesome. Truly never gets old. Can’t wait to do this shit for the rest of my fucking life.

How was your day?

Seems silly to exert so much effort over something that clearly can’t exist?

I know, if we’d scheduled better, he could’ve easily banged them both.

I’ve watched it all at least three times, so you have to count that. I cry evrytim

I do really love peanut butter. And Jimmy Carter, honestly. Shit.

Blink twice if the Jimmy Carter peanut is making you say that.

It’s alarming how well that comment reads in his voice. And this one. My God.

It’s called a clit. Women have bodies, get used to it. It’s okay to call things what they are. Enormous clits are just as beautiful.

Fun fact: you posted this on the birthday of both my mom and my first ex-wife.

Because I married a woman who even had the same birthday as my mother.

Anyway, life sure is funny sometimes!

I’m no tankie and it’s all very complicated, but…The Motherland Calls is the baddest ass of all statues, in my opinion. Not super easy to get to and see, unfortunately.

They will trickle down on you when they feel ready, don’t rush them, they can’t do it with people watching!

Consider trying a different grocery store.

I wish I didn’t struggle to get down a whole bottle of rubbing alcohol. It really is much cheaper, but it tastes awful.

These are just a couple of the savory Nutellas out there. Refried beans, mushy peas, etc…

Nobody ever doubted it.

Some people want robots to have sex with. I’m looking forward to robots who will have sex with each other so that we don’t have to do it anymore.

I don’t want to come across as a braggadocious dick, but I’m exactly the age I thought I’d be at this stage.

It was built TO SUPPORT HIM!? I went in utterly convinced this was some proto-MAGA hateful bullshit. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.