There is a sexy Halloween costume for everything. John Oliver once showed a sexy John Oliver costume on his show.

But will the man inside the robot suit be ok with that?

And Macklemore is cool. He might be cringy, but he’s genuine and I like him. Saw him live once and it was one of the best shows I ever saw.

That’s a stretch. You start with bigger unit first, then switch to biggest last. The only way I would accept this is all units ordered the same way, so You either start with years but that won’t fit or you start with minutes, but that would be insane and also not fit. And why do You skip seconds?

I think that we can retire this joke already. It has been repeated by every single food related youtuber. It’s pronounced Wooster.

The South Park game broke me.

Flat things thaw faster.

I’d eat one.

For the British: the things shown in the picture are spices. You add them to food to make it have taste.

Dude, Hufflepuffs got it right. “Nobody expects us to achieve anything, so they’ll praise us if we just show up”. That’s a pro level life hack. They are the “take it easy” house. If The Dude was in Hogwarts, he’d be in Hufflepuff. If I was in Hogwarts I’d be in Hufflepuff.

Every Breath You Take by The Police.

Griffith from Berserk.

A local “oldies” station changed their motto from “The best of 60s, 70s and 80s” to “The best of 80s, 90s and 00s”. I don’t consider anything from the 00s an oldie. Not even the mid 90s.

I recently saw a meme calling Linkin Parks Numb an oldie. I remember waiting for that album to come out.

I feel like there’s something more to Classic rock than just age, it’s a style, You know what I mean? Like a Deep Purple song will be classic rock no matter what year it comes out in, but a Limp Bizkit track should never fall into that category no matter how old it gets.

I watched that movie before I knew about Twisted Sister. Took me a while to rewire my brain to recognize the song as “I Wanna Rock”.

A few months ago they were talking about “committing the sin of empathy”. Nothing will surprise me after that.

Bugs Bunny did it funnier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps71nLBLcDY

I haven’t seen fake cheese that tastes good yet. A good tip is not to try to make vegan food taste like non vegan. Just enjoy the vegan foods as they are.

PS I’m trying the whole “give up beef” thing plus “be vegan one day of the week”.

How did his massive cock not rip out of those pants?

“…if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! I eat it! Yes I do! Even if I’m at a sidewalk cafe. In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year’s morning, during a soccer riot!” - George Carlin