

Agreed. Let’s not start doxxing or promoting…
I am not a robot. I promise.


Agreed. Let’s not start doxxing or promoting…


Even if true, the title is straight up misleading bullshit.
‘protesters’ is plural, so you mean to tell me it took multiple protesters to bite off a single finger?
Why do I already smell some level of bullshit? 🤔


I started running Linux 15 years ago, and switched to Linux as my main daily driver like 10 years ago. And I couldn’t be happier, but I still wish I would have started my Linux journey way sooner, especially since Windows is about as useful as used toilet paper these days…
Good, fuck Subway, and that’s even considering I used to work for them, in security camera maintenance, before this whole AI/enshittification era though…
Thanks homie, but I had to spend my lunch money on tires and rent. At least beer and cigars are still cheaper than a bottle of water here, so… 🤷
I won’t lie, I haven’t really kept up too much with the price of noodles over the past decades, but I loosely recall them going for somewhere around 18 cents a pack back around 10 years ago.
Yeah, even those numbers don’t sound wallet happy, but hey, at least we don’t have to worry about pennies anymore, so of course everything rounds up right?
Fuck. ☹️
Okay, Subway trademarked the footlong, then they cut it in half if you order a 6 inch…
Did they fucking trademark the size of an inch too?
I think we already all smoke gasoline anyways, it’s called exhaust… ☹️
Also, make sure to bring your tape measure, shrinkflation is all too real…
Gasoline price is about the same and the price of noodles hasn’t gone up much. But the price of rent and weed has skyrocketed, so…
🤷
I see someone never found the clitoris chip…
Its a tater chip LMFAO!
Good random call though yo 👍
Plot twist, your boss made the video…
Damn, sorry about that ☹️
😂🤣
I dunno who downvoted you, but it surely wasn’t me 😂🤣
Closest I got handy is Twisted Metal Head On for PSP my tablet…
Damn, I forgot the ranch dressing…
I don’t know or care how long this meme has been out in the wild…
He lit the ‘cigarette’ on the wrong end.
Also, where is his lighter? 🤔


I’m saving your comment, as you have succinctly explained it better than I ever could. 👍
Awesome, and welcome to the Penguin Club! 🐧