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may brings up so many more questions than answers
Might have been a very small person in a lizard costume.
Sometimes I slurp up the noodles and I’m like wait, I wasn’t eating noodles and I’m not eating and why do I have a lizard up my nose???
Worried that they’ll end up with a reptile dysfunction.
You’re a lizard Harry
This is a version of I fell on to this bottle…
One in a million shit doc
I love that paramedic I think is in Los that has skits for days on the crazy stuff they deal with.
Ok I had to find it and link it
https://www.youtube.com/@FireDepartmentChronicles/shorts
And one of my best friends is Para, stories for years. Some so endearing, most frigging gross. Shout out to all that are EMTs/Para/Fire/ER nurses and docs!
So you mean someone may have eaten Mark Zuckerberg?..
Gotta eat the rich somehow.
Are we talking a gecko, or a Perentie?
Ask it about car insurance. It’s the only way to be sure.
In someone’s head, this is a situation for an ER.
I hope they waited hours and hours because they just never made it off bottom priority.
I remember being at a party and some dude showing off and biting the head off a gecko someone had caught ( he was a moron and rum was involved). 1 hour later he was sick as can be and spewing from both ends.
this IS an emergency, a live lizard in your body
Probably an animal at the vet
Isn’t that called eating? There aren’t many poisonous lizards
Though the mouth, right?
…right?
Their name: Lizards Georg.
Reminds me of the old “I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!”
