Jim Varney was holding back the darkness. When he died, everything went to shit.

So the new president can install them anyway out of an effort to “heal” and “move forward”?

I think it was a reference to their infamous “Fucking magnets, how do they work” line.

What about $3.50?

Or we can just make your government irrelevant by allowing America’s economic, cultural and geopolitical power to collapse. That seems like the more likely option.

I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3uVARNhmM

So Andy Burnham is going to have to get the hand dryer in the Crown and Treaty pub moved?

'Cept for that one guy who didn’t bother to show up.

He wasn’t a serious candidate, though.

YES [>

“Yeah. Last night. That’s why I have the headache now.”

Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.

Catholics when they run out of cats.

Maybe you don’t need to be a dinosaur to do a dinosaur laugh.

They’re more concerned with getting their dinosaur impersonations right than their spelling.

That’s why they fired him.

Depends. Hollywood will never have the spine to depict him honestly, but if American media continues its decline and loses its stranglehold on popular culture then the floodgates will open.

Wouldn’t someone have noticed the smell?

The little girl is royalty. The thousands are peasants. Different scales.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fo45o69HaKI