The five year retention bonus will never be paid out because they will all be fired in four years and replaced with a more formal military occupation force.
Maybe they should be sent to the areas thick with the 20% or so of the country that supports ICE.
See how well they are received there when they strut around in their tacticool cosplay outfits, shoving bystanders, tackling random people, kidnapping children, thinking they can batter down doors without a warrant and demand “papers” from anyone they come across.
“We’re tired of getting our feelings hurt at protests. Can you send is somewhere we won’t get caught when we kill people?”
That’s all I hear. Nobody forced them to work for ICE and they can quit any time they want to.
They only get their 50k bonus if they stay for five years, and they have to pay off all those macho pickups they bought …
They’ll never get that, the US government is so amazingly good at fucking people out of signing bonuses.
Fire every last one of them at the admin change. Just like their pardons, en masse and day one.
The five year retention bonus will never be paid out because they will all be fired in four years and replaced with a more formal military occupation force.
Night of the long knifes style
I thought they’d have to pay it back if they quit, anyone know which it is?
Send them to texas. Send all garbage humans to texas
Please, no. Some of us are trying really hard to unfuck this shit.
There there. *pat* *pat*
There there.
Aww… Thanks for the- HEY!
texas is really big tho. we could send them to texarkana and you’d hardly notice
I’d prefer them and their trucks patrol about 50 miles southeast of Galveston
too close, not on fire enough.
Send someone to go take care of that datacenter they’re putting up in Abilene. I don’t want that shit next to my beloved Potosi.
Maybe they should be sent to the areas thick with the 20% or so of the country that supports ICE.
See how well they are received there when they strut around in their tacticool cosplay outfits, shoving bystanders, tackling random people, kidnapping children, thinking they can batter down doors without a warrant and demand “papers” from anyone they come across.