“Dealer high on own supply says everyone should get high”
If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.
I spat my drink out reading this
I disturbed my wife reading next to me reading this
But his press training will call it “spin”
One of the worst takes of all time
From the guy that brought us: “All the CPUs in the past were built for humans, this CPU is built for agents.”
Dude just invented fictional customers by selling directly to the AI. 😅
Also “There are only 1 billion humans…”
It’s more of an argument for getting rid of cars than for using AI.
How…how old are you, Jensen?
I’d guess late 1800’s. It always sucks when people don’t realize until they look old the key to immortalilty is just eating a fresh baby once a year.
nature’s own 8766-hour energy
Good thing movements reclaiming streets back for citizens already exist. In fact even businesses who initially opposed this actually realize it’s better for them too.
Looks at photos of Amsterdam and Paris just decades ago. It’s like smoking in planes.
We as a society try, fail, learn, and overcome BS.
Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.
“. . . their own graves because we’re not going to feed them with wages now that AI can do their job” added the rich.
Different idea, how about we get the cars out of the way of the children again, and also shun LLMs?
I strongly suspect this jackal doesn’t predate cars.
I also strongly suggest kids preferred not to play in the ditches we used to call streets before cars.
When cars come along you just yell “Car!” and get out of the street.
Game on!
Game on!!
Hey! I’m walking here !
Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.
I get what you mean but without sufficient sources of renewable energy - which do not exist right now and cannot be expanded without exploitation of miners (including children) in the Congo and elsewhere - there’s no way this technology can benefit us in a net sense. Summaries of messages we read anyway and uncanny simulations of celebrities eating pasta will never offset the damage inherently caused to the natural world by the energy consumed by the slop machine.
Like there are no ethical billionaires, there’s no ethical generative AI (except for early-development-stage medical / science stuff like protein combinations or cancer diagnoses, though I think the cancer-detecting AI is way older than current gen AI)
Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.
No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.
He has sunk so much money into the hindenburg that is the AI bubble at this point he is just trying to convince anyone who will listen.
Laughs in car Free zones
i.e. The best zones
Where I grew up, streets were the only place to play.
Yell car and move to the side. Then resume your street football game.
Party on Wayne!
My kids still very much do this to this day. I’m sure in Saratoga or wherever this chode lives, nobody does, but us working class folks are still at it.
Just like AI was made to make people think less, cars were made so people couldn’t play on the streets anymore so we would have less Vitamin D and physical activity. First step to domination is weakening your enemy.
