And you didn’t invite me???

The irony of using Steve Harvey of all people to make your point…

…so it’s even dumber than I thought.

Piefed also exists, as does Mbin.

Well damn. That sounds…very nice.

I literally got banned from reddit 2 years ago, and searched “reddit clone”. Found Lemmy, and here I am.

“Ooooooo, a reddit competitor!”

“Digg betting AI can help”

“Swiiiiiiing and a miss!”

In social media groups and private channels, adherents share photos and discuss whether people like John Krasinski or Erin Darke have had gender-affirming surgeries and/or perform blood rituals to Baphomet.

I don’t even know what a “Baphomet” is, but these people STILL sound batshit insane to me

No…based on the title, it sounds like a movie about two people falling in love.

Based on what I said, and it reminded you of the movie, I’m going to guess it’s a movie about two people turning into massive godzilla creatures and falling in love while they destroy the planet.

…did I get it right?

Hey! Whoa! That’s uncalled for!!!

…being a human dildo sounds quite fun!

Sounds like you want to call him YOUR daddy!

…I want to say that you’re wrong, but I don’t have enough experience with scissors on pizza to dispute it.

Soooooo, like Robinhood, if he gave homeless people handjobs

Avery sounts like a cunt.

That’s what I’m hearing.

Right…what he’s saying is that’s not a great measure of BILLIONAIRES if it only costs MILLIONS.

It’s underselling how big the gap really is.

you have to see it from his point

No, I don’t think I do…

I think I would actually be scared of what a brave little hitatchi wand does to musk to make him accept others.

Like…what is it doing to him that makes him reevaluate his whole world outlook???

hug

…I just wanted to hug me. But I can’t hug me, because I only have 1 body, and I’m currently occuping my own body.

So I hugged you, because you sound like me, and thats close enough.

Ok, now help me get out of MY body, and into the body of a 3,000 foot tall metalic robot godzilla creature that can spit flames!

What? I think that would be really cool. Just spitting flames in the air. Roaring like a badass! I’M A MOTHA FUCKIN T-REX!!!

You guys get increases?

I mean…“eat a rag” isn’t a great insult either.