Counter-counterpoint - this is clearly satire.

Also, yeah, nothing is more unmanly than caring about looking manly.

We are perfectly capable of sustaining a clean and balanced environment. We probably will, eventually. The question is: how much damage and pain will we cause before we decide to?

Looks around at the present

You know what? Ride 4 dinosaurs.

Well I’m extremely concerned with what I do with my peepee, so it makes sense the creator of the universe should be, too. I’m not a narcissist, btw.

We should all aspire to be Steve Jones.

Great! Anyway…

Not the most ridiculous official united states account I’ve seen today.

Not needing food or shelter anymore because you’re dead is also great for your budget.

This. A fast food addict is a future ozempic patient.