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Looks around at the present
You know what? Ride 4 dinosaurs.
Right??? When shits fucked, who cares if it changes??? Oh no! Maybe we won’t have a fascist pedophile in office anymore!!! Couldn’t risk not getting to enjoy THAT!!! And what if ICE isn’t able to murder people on the streets anymore???
First rule of time travel: It can always get worse.
Oh cmon, it couldn’t get that —
(oh fuck there’s no atmosphere and my time machine just slipped under lava. i’m fucked — )
First rule of space travel: never trust a fart.
Maybe humans never evolve. Sounds like a win to me.
A win for almost every other living creature on earth.
Personally I like to be alive, even if humanity destroys itself.But if you’d never been born, you wouldn’t know the difference.
Well I’m still here reading this so it don’t work, try again!
Can’t really say I’m all that invested in the project or its outcome, but I’m sure someone will be along eventually, good luck!
Just pick the ones that will somehow result in Hitler and Trump never existing.
Just need to make a stop at Salzburger Vorstadt 15 in Branau am Inn, Austria on April 20, 1889, and another at the Jamaica Hospital Medical Center in Queens, NYC on June 14, 1946.
Oh my gosh you obtained a time machine. What year was it invented?
This particular one, in 1985.
samus12345 is Christopher Lloyd’s Lemmy account 😮
Great Scott!
Honestly, even if this wasn’t a blursed timeline, I’d probably still ride a dino, just for the experience. Which maybe explains why things are why they are a little…
Hear that, guys? Everything in this timeline is MAJORLY this guys fault!
Many of you may suffer, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
To the agonizer with you.
Scientist: “Any interaction could alter history!”
Another Scientist: “Bro, meteor’s still going to hit if we kick back a few brews and dino-wrangle.”
Third Scientist: “Way… hic ahead of you. YEHAW!”
Basically the plot of Loki Season 1
[off topic]
My favorite time travel novel is “The Big Time” by Fritz Leiber.
Two alien races, the Snakes and the Spiders, have been waging war since the Big Bang and will continue fighting until the heat death of the Universe. In a small Rest + Recreation center a group of humans from all times [plus a few aliens] try to deal with the biggest conflict imaginable…
Thanks for chiming in - I love time travel novels and am always looking for more. I’ll add it to my list!
Enjoy
Scalies be like; fine, I won’t use the saddle for the ‘riding’.
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Wow, that was interesting
I had no idea that portaloos had that function
It’s a tardiloo
(Rifle bolt chambers round)
“Right, okay, shit, got it, holy fuck. Touch literally fucking nothing, nothing at all. I didn’t think you’d be that fucking prepared, goddamn.”
Is this how Ark started?
