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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Chomp!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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    From what I learned on tv, they can use the shape of dentures to find the culprits.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Why are people eating deordorant?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      I bet they walk around like their shit don’t stink.

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    “ugh! it doesn’t taste like cake at all… maybe this one will”

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      Yeah. Biting one is funny. Biting two is psychotic.

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        I think these are different teeth. Like one person tried it and another had insatiable curiosity after seeing the bit one.

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    The problem is not that someone did that, its that there are two of them…

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    This is why you buy dentures at the thrift store.

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    Crumbl sounds like the name of a trendy new app that does what something else on the internet did better 30 years ago, but hyped to hell and back, and somehow has a market cap of 396 trillion dollars

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      You’re mostly right. They’re trendy with an app. Although their overpriced cookies aren’t great, they are fresh and therefore better than any you’d likely find on the internet.

  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Somebody forgot to brush teeth and got creative.

  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    Whatever tf confetti cake is, you can have all this

  • ☼ Pero@lemmy.zip
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    Well, did it taste like cake?

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    Why would anyone want to smell like this?!?!

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      I work in foodservice and I have gotten compliments from guests when I wear chocolate scented cologne. I could see a place for a cake fragrance as long as it’s not overly strong.

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        Yeah, but that’s cool and niche. Suave making people smell like the Cinnabon at the airport gives me the ick.

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          Can I admit something to you?

          promise not to tell.

          It’s Axe.

          I’m gonna ride that cool and niche high all day though

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    Ahh that’s why deodorant was locked up the last time I was at Walgreens

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    Do you really want to smell like sweaty confetti cake? Do YOU think THAT is SEXY??? Gross!

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      do you want to smell like a sticky 5 year old? do we have the deodorant for you!

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        Available exclusively at the Little Saint James Island gift shop.

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    Maybe they were trying to fart confetti?

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