Oh, looks like the search for their spines was called off.

Genuinely curious why there’s so much boomer humor on Lemmy. This isn’t a complaint, I like most of them. But they do remind me of the shit my parent’s friends would email me.

Uh no. Egyptians built the pyramids when they were enslaved by a brain parasite from P3X-888. If the moon men built the pyramids where are all the pyramids on the moon? Checkmate dumbass

“you know Patrick, I’ve never seen you and Bateman in the same room…”

Last night I had beer and ice cream for dinner.

Can I admit something to you?

I’m gonna ride that cool and niche high all day though

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. I mean this sincerely.

I work in foodservice and I have gotten compliments from guests when I wear chocolate scented cologne. I could see a place for a cake fragrance as long as it’s not overly strong.

hello fellow acollierastro viewer

Tangential, but ironically the only used laptops (e: for repair) you can buy right now that haven’t been gutted for RAM and NVME are macbooks and similar that have everything soldered onto the motherboard.

I don’t think that’s what they were saying, but I also think you probably don’t care.

There is a behind the bastards episode about Steven Seagal. He’s so much worse than you think he is.

Johnson’s brewing co co

Meme is a dead meme

Because the rest of the world insists, wrongly, on calling soccer football, and handegg “american football,” even though that’s an emo band and not a sport. Also probably because the original joke from the IT Crowd was about soccer.

lol. lmao, even.

Keep rationalizing. Maybe one of these days you’ll convince yourself that things aren’t so bad.

noooooo that’s vote shaming, you’re not supposed to do that that’s so mean, nooooooo

It’s been noted by others many times but it’s kinda funny how the party that’s all about saving God’s precious children seems to give zero shits about keeping those children alive.

Taco bell is Mexican adjacent at best