I must resist imagining that sssmell!!!

Nooo! Fred! Fred!

FRED! Why! Why did you imagined it!

I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!

Oh the seahawks are going to the superball!

Whoever is not covering this is definitely not your friend.

He was just trying to get up. I’m just so angry at both recent murders. They can just murder us and all we do is watch and take video. Like the dodo. But I think this one is it. It just feels different.

They shot him many times so he couldn’t testify later against them. 1 shot, then a bunch for the kill.

I expect this to be a little different come spring. And in November shit is gonna be hitting that fan so gloriously.

Law enforcement is such a pile of pigs. What else can we say. I’ve never had s single instance where I was glad the police were there.

I think they were all shouting booerns! Right?

Nah!

https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Under_Dogs.html?id=Ods6AAAAIAAJ&printsec=frontcover&hl=en&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&gboemv=1#v=onepage&q=&f=false

I’m with the couch and the couch is with me! I’m with the couch and the couch is with me! I’m with the couch and the couch is with me! I’m with the couch and the couch is with me! I’m one with the couch and And the couch is one with me!

Agreed. They better work their together for the next round of electoral votes.

Isn’t that like when you murder a whole bunch of people so you can build beach front hotels on their land?

Jeesos! Harris is so evil.

…I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It’d such a great smelling smile!

Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3…there it is, I’m smelling, go ahead and smile! And I’m smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I’m telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I’m smelling you!

People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!

Anyway, my fellow compadres, the lord Jesus. Jesus, I need to talk to you after this…

No no, forget numbers:

Three areas if you’re pink you’re so screwed. Get food and hunker down for a week. Light pink? You’re only lightly screwed. Green, prepare to swim.

Next time pick a politician who can control the weat…actually, Ned Rooze can’t control thr weather so he is practically useless. I can understand him leaving. He’s what we would call a chicken.

LOL.

This is exactly correct. Its like these people are not giving it one thought.

There are two bills one says to not sell to criminals and to not allow them to operate the machines…hmm okay…

Hey, I’m selling my Bridgeport!

Hey I want to buy it!

Are you a Felon?

No

Prove it, please fill out this application form so we can send it off to the government for review.

No thanks!

Wait so are you a Felon or just because its stupid and intrusive?

Stupid and intrusive!

Okay thanks!

Hold on, my raspberry pi just got done comparing the model to one of a million different barrels. This will take a while…

Ten years later…

The new raspberry pi 34 can do 3 comparisons per day! And on just 10mW! Wow!

Ah yes, they’re here to celebrate the new war I just stopped with Iceland!

Oh it’s that bad! Get out! When the rats jump out the boat is sinking!

What are you sinking about?

Ice vs Pol ice…hmmm.

Our Spencer is a guy. He’s okay, a little chunky but otherwise fine.