Screw the customers! GTFO customers! We’ll just make money up!

What I don’t understand is why people are still on Facebook and X. They should start a community on the Fediverse.

We should all go thru our personal pornhub archives to see if that mansion is in any of them. I mean, If you have one. No, Me? I don’t, I’m just a fan.

Its probably a 150 to 300/dollar loss I’m guessing.

LOL on the news they stated it like this “5th Amendment Privilege”!

Our freedom is over.

It’s not legal or encouraging advice, just commentary. It’s the equivalent of a dreded home improvement project where everything goes wrong but you don’t know yet.

Let’s update the toilet! So you go to Lowes (not home deportation depot) and you spent time getting it. Then you find out the valve is stuck so that’s another Lowes trip. Next you get the toilet ready but the flooring is all rotted. So you take another Lowes trip. ETC.

You increase the servicing time per toilet. Like the difference between replacing an engine and having to diagnose a dead engine because your alternator stopped working at the same time that the starter and fuel pump stopped working.

Just hold their beer. Almost there!

The ancestral plastic bag… But you must murder an animal.

Like the InfoWars guy lol. It could happen!

Ah! That makes way more sense!

So more like “honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.. Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!”

Accidentally.

Or eye surgery. Or while waiting for a redlight under a bridge. Or when visiting cousin Margo at her apartment on flight 71 of the Eyefell tower in Randostopia.

Think about that on your next flight.

You know that’s how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.

Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don’t know.

Oh, these Cheerios are too bulky! I guess I’ll just place them here, right in front of this electronic eyeball. Pure coincidence.

My grandma passed away when she was 82. She could still walk and made some sense sometimes. Usually she was in the present but you could easily catch her talking or interacting with things that had already happened. She was similarly but better at 80. Very grumpy like this guy. Get your popcorn ready, cuz the story is gonna get interesting for this guy.

Sell them on eBay

No worries it doesn’t affect you. It just affects who can let you know what jobs are available for a monthly fee while you have no job.