Apparently my in-laws. They didn’t want to vote for Kamala because, and I almost quote, “If missiles need to be fired, she won’t do it and instead will give more money to the poor.”

I just can’t anymore. Thankfully the apple (my husband) fell faaar from the tree.

Yes from Colorado, several of my friends are joining. I already don’t work on Fridays (and I own my own business anyway), so my contribution is to not buy anything or eat out.

Every time I eat beets and asparagus, I forget about their effect and get horrified by the aftermath.

Sigh… unzips

Dad bod? Still would.

But did she charge? Guess we’ll never know.

If the person with mental health issues goes to the hospital, their stay is not spent in a room with flowers where others can visit.

Excuse you, shit can be used for fertilizer and energy production. What is this chuckle fuck good for?

Don’t forget meth; it brings a certain sparkle to all rural areas of the country.

I also read it as putting them on mid-sentence.

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https://www.gofundme.com/f/tj-sabula-is-a-patriot

Here’s $10 from me.

I happen to be Russian, and yeah. Not the language to learn for funsies.

Thank you, friend

Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?

Fixed thanks to @[email protected]

Breakfast in bed.

I believe so, can never tell them apart.

I know this is oversimplified, but:

C-cup and below = small and medium sized boobs. Pretty bras.

D-cup and above = large boobs. No pretty bras.

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