If he doesn’t pick up after ringing once I’ll just hang up

™

It’s ok Dale

Remember kids: despite what the ad industry may claim, they’re running arbitrary code on your devices, so it’s your moral duty to not so politely tell them to fuck off

If GH can stand for P as in hiccough, OUGH can stand for O as in dough, PHTH can stand for T as in phthisis, EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor, TTE can stand for T as in gazette, and EAU can stand for O as in plateau, then you could write “potato” as “ghoughphtheightteeau”.

This makes me wonder if there’s a h33a abbreviation…

"Use coupon code NOMOBLOOD to get one free(*) bottle of water(**)!

(*) Promo valid only on purchases of $1000 or more

(**) Not cold"

I accidentally 0.3 away. Is this dangerous?

I’m not gullible.

(I’m mad that even though I disabled animations in Voyager, it’s animating the thumbnail anyway)

No…! Not the pineapple under the sea! 😭

To build more, you’d need a Foreman

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Just to clarify, I’m not British.

But what @I_Fart_Glitter said.

He’s burning in hell. I’m savoring a delicious onion sandwich in celebration. What could be better?

TBH, onion sandwich is delicious. Never tried with cheese tho

(Just sliced onion and a lil bit of oil (I use soy oil because it’s what we use, and it’s cheap here, but I guess olive oil may work) in a baguette. You can add a pinch of salt or pepper if you want)

You are just finding things where there’s none

There’s a similar double entendre in Ar/Uy. “Cola” is both “queue” and “tail/butt”. Now the common expression is “haceme la cola”, which could be taken as “do (stand in) the queue” or “do my butt”

Plot twist: that is the neighbor’s apartment, and this video is cut off just after installing Mint, and just before he enters the apartment