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Could’ve been cut this way based on weight of each pepperoni slice.

I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.

That’s a good point. Maybe a “thank the lord” is in order.

Jizzmania is just down undah

Your children discard bones? Who’s exactly?

I mean it’s pretty cool but is the “so proud” due to some effort that was put into it? I thought it was inevitable and an “about time “ is more appropriate.

Sheeeeeeeit

Are you shitting me?

Some of those may go in the butt so tasting wouldn’t be that accurate.

Iirc it’s a brunette. With some big ole tiddies.

That’s actually a hat styled after a 16th British villager’s hairdo.

Username checks out.

More details: the greatest American football team in history.

Potential response: And I can’t bake a cupcake but I’ve eaten enough to know which ones are shitty.