Crazy idea:
Start a right wing punk band
Exclusively write songs about how capitalism and that status quo are great
Charge thousands of dollars for albums, tens of thousands for tickets
Make millions of dollars off rich chuds
Use those millions to fight the status quo
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Punk ain’t no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain’t hardcore when you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your headNazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!
Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!– Dead Kennedys
Reign again, thy machine
This is not a shitpost, this is absolute gold.
Conservative RATM exists. It is called country pop.
The name alone is doing a lot of heavy lifting here 😅 No matter the politics, at least they’re being clear about the vibe they’re going for.
Their biggest singles “Dow 50000” and “Lick That Boot”
Don’t forget the classic “I got it on on Epstein’s Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I’m such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I’m gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who’s never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs”
All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!
Wrong Island, you wanted pepstein Island owned by the original Pepsi recipe creator Geoff Pepstein
Well thought out!
Banger.
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
SOME OF THOSE THAT RUN FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT PET PUPPIES
RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY POCKET FULL OF SHELLS (UNIRONICALLY)
Smell the Glove
“Fuck yeah, I will do what you tell me”
“We’re the delegates of Trump”
“Some of those who work forces
Are just following their bosses”
“It has to start somewhere
It has to start some time
But maybe not right now
It’s kinda, you know, late”“I’m sitting here by the campfire light…searching for the ghost of Jim Crow”
“There will be no homeless shelter here”
“Lights out, bootlicker rodeo”
“Roll right, uh, roll right”
“cooperate with the machine”
“Put Your Dick In The Machine”
“Balls in the Vise” is a pretty good band name!
Step aside butthole surfers, here come the butthole sniffers!
“Alright i’ll do what you tell me”
“Those who complied,
were justified!”Yet “killing in the name of” remains unchanged.
It’s the exact same song, but your conservative uncle yells “and that’s a good thing!” into the mic after every verse
killing on the orders of
“being a normy day and night”
Fuck me. I’ll do what you tell me!
For those who died, just comply!
FUCK YOU. I’ll lick boots if I want to.
FUCK YOU. I’ll lick boots if I want to.
FUCK YOU. I’ll lick boots if I want to.
“Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me”
“Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”
“Government Sanctioned Radio” “Rally round the family with a pocket full of shell. But unironically”
“…pissed about what the left and globalists have done to our country…”
I’m sure if you asked them to explain in detail who the “left and globalists” are, and exactly what they think they’ve done to the country, you’d get back a very rational, factual reply.
It would just be gibberish and something about purple hair.
And children using litter boxes
All emotion
Their own politicians are the most sold out to wall street, every accusation is a confession truly.
It’s fairly well-known historical fact that fascists don’t understand art.
It’s fairly well-known historical fact that fascists don’t understand art.
I used to think that as well but when I discovered Dali absolutely fucked up and convoluted political views, well I don’t know anymore.
Fucker refused to denounce the fascists. Sucked up to Franco and the king.
Then again if anything it shows that conservatism is a mind virus and could infect anyone, especially as you get old. You have to be on guard, especially if you suffer surgery, a illness, stroke or cardiovascular disease.
I have to admit the older I get the easier it is to succumb to lazing thinking, presumptions, prejudice, especially when you’re presented with limited information. You have to be actively reminding yourself to apply critical analysis, understand the subtext, thibm about what their not showing.
I don’t forgive older people who are racist cunts. But I can see how easy it is to fall into that way of thinking.
Protect your old people. Block fascist and racist channels on their YouTube and other social media when you’re asked to fix something. To into their email and block the domains of known racists.
Clear, clean, their environment of the fuckers and back them up, pull them into a better politics.
