Joke reference from a Tool song, Hooker with a Penis.

Anytime someone refers to '92 it’s mandatory

From the first EP?

Phil Anselmo always came off like an angry white supremacist, but then in 2015 he expressed regret about Pantera’s past use of the confederate flag.

Dimebag’s views were racist as fuck. It’s really a shame considering all his musical talent.

Bad habit, your brain needs a lack of talking heads when you sleep.

If silence doesn’t work for you, try something with steady noise. Some use white noise generators, for me it’s the whir from an air purifier.

The sidelining may be quiet, but drunkards are NOT

Plus the unpaid commute for many of us, which is both lengthy and expensive in many cases

Things weren’t great before covid, but during that time the corporations just decided fuck it, gougefest, and we’re never going back. Consumers will suffer, and they’ll keep buying because they’ll have no choice. Win win!

Testes, check, check, testes. One, two…three??

Yeah I remember officers having their careers ended for criticizing Bush. Word was that troops were prohibited from that type of activity, officers especially so.

Torontonians need not limit themselves in potential; they simply require belief and steely resolve

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Hanging, dimpled, pregnant…the chads of our undoing sported different looks. The Bush family found all of them attractive.

As a resident I’ll be thrilled if Talarico wins.

But if news from my small city is any indicator, I don’t feel optimistic. A local mosque applied for rezoning to expand on their own property, and maga sheep showed up to the mosque’s meeting with the city. They bleated for several hours about sharia law being imposed in a place that’s about 99% christian. They were whipped into a frenzy by Abbott, Self, and others and are ecstatic to have something they think resembles a cause.

Obviously those morons don’t represent the whole state, but the magat politicians are having success with their fear campaigns as usual.

…actually jk, I didn’t vote at all. If I can’t have it all, then burn it all down!

Also /s

I think he’s only holding off the ground invasion until after the mid-terms. Not because it would work, mind you, but because that bald zombie fuck, kegsbreath, and the other yes-man goons tell him it’s a good idea.

They know ground troops now would fuck them in the mid-terms, but they’re itching to do it. When it turns into another Iraq/Afghanistan he won’t be around long enough to care. All of them will be focused on fucking up everything they can before they take the money and run.

Certain movie scenes. When I was a kid I watched Back to the Future a lot, and the scenes with the DeLorean always did it.

Also certain memories when they come at opportune times.

And rarely when I pee…usually when I’m too hot after exerting in the summer heat.

The exploding cigarette is hilarious! These days adult me thinks damn, that’s dangerous, but the kid is still in there laughing.

Was your brother ok, and did you get to watch it blow up?!

I decided to have a trial run with one of those in the sixth grade cafeteria. It certainly did the job, and I had some time with the vice principal.

Itch powder also works.

Excellent points. Makes me think of the old hair in the soup hangup, which had less to do with the hair itself (gross enough) and more about what else is getting into the soup? (disgusting).

The headline seems to suggest horse meat is bad for health, which afaik is not true. It’s illegal many places and taboo, but not for health reasons.