Is that a lot of butter? I don’t eat pancakes like this. Seems like as much as I might put on them if I was doing butter and strawberry jam on each one.

Also, do you just tackle those with a fork and no knife?

This is 100% survivorship bias

Both haste and impatience are considered to be manifestations of wrath. Also a lack of patience, which is a virtue

John Coffey every time.

Not the guy who stepped calmly aside and executed her?

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It’s tractors and some guy regularly riding a horse and cart round my way.

It’s not original, but why would someone think it should be removed? No one, but a fictional sock, is having a bad time.

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Like Lou Bega?

Shakespeare had a banger.

“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”

I also like.

“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

I’m no fancy bukkake expert, but I’d wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.

It’s the Highwaymen. Song title: silver stallion.

Waylon sings my favourite country lyric:

I’m gonna find me a reckless woman, razor blades and dice in her eyes. Just a touch of sadness in her fingers. Thunder and lightning in her thighs.

Isn’t vegan like all or nothing? Can you be mostly vegan? I’m far from vegan but eat maybe 50-60% veg, rice, pasta. Am I mostly vegan? I think that describes a lot of people.

Willie Mays?

It’s definitely patho, though.