They gotta get their food somehow. If the It Follows monster can hitch a ride on an unsuspecting motorist, it can definitely hide inside a supply shuttle

If the many-eyed Seraphim descended upon me, I’d offer them eyedrops.

I ad-libbed to make my horrible analogy work. I am beyond regret

I’ll take 3 bags full. One for the master (coordinator) and one for the slave (endpoints), and one for the little girl who lives down the lane (Fitgirl Repacks)

All within a span of three minutes? Sheet son, you get things done.

you don’t know knifey spooney?

whilst I agree (in general), I do (specifically) judge anyone, etc, etc.

e.g. I like seafood in general, but I don’t like oysters, you get it

The one in the image above, Call of the Night

knifey spooney

sounds like the Sleepless in Nancy Kress’ nivels

Make the It Follows monster real, but it goes after the richest person in the world until the world Gini coefficient is down to 0.3

whilst I agree, I do judge anyone who sits on their hands for a 100 years not wanting to learn more about their existence

for real, hedonism is a hobby at best

(I love that someone wrote an anime vibing off a bunch of Creepy Nuts songs)

Also, to be pedantic, neither of them are strictly vampires - they’re something else

This is the best explanation of Bella’s mind silence I’ve seen.

I’d add that Edward has likely seen many people with anendophasia and has had no issue reading their minds, but Bella might have an extreme form of it

she was told its hot, thats why she found it hot

anyone with ample free time that does not devote their life to the active pursuit of knowledge or bettering their craft is a waste of space

I wonder if vampire brains freeze mentally once they’re turned

that’s a bit shallow. It’s not always the size, it’s the frequency too

I wonder what the richter value is for your average sex romp

It was prevailing thought at the time though too (~2000s), I remember my mates and I looking at activists with some measurable annoyance and disdain. I don’t think her attitude was so far out of whack with the general vibe