Sugar-free Jagerbombs
Quality time with underage ladies?
children
I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said “we’ll just chip away at it”.
I’m guessing this meeting went along those lines.
What, you fucking hate hospitality now?
his goddamn TV too high havin’ ass
You don’t know how high his couch is. That shit has its own ladder.
The real healthy habit is always in the comments.
He’s still gotta have a lower TV for the groundlings.
Fake plants too.
its fine if you want to watch tv while cooking in the (meth) kitchen what looks like its across the room from the tv.
ok it’s still way too high for even that goddam tv too high havin ass could put an entire goddam tv under it and still fuckin tv
sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.
How do so many rock stars look like they would fit outside an Alabama 7-eleven?
Justin Beiber, for instance. He looks like he got this suit at Goodwill
I didn’t know Beiber was so tiny that he could get photographed next to a GPU like this.
Thx for the laugh 😄
so absurd lmao
What exactly is wrong with this suit, besides the fact that anyone is expected to wear one, ever?
Justin Beiber
Bei- sounds very different from Bie- but somehow this seems to be a typical struggle with German names in North America.
I wish he was called Biber. That would mean beaver.
wait i could have sworn it was Bieber. fucking mandela
No, it is, you are right. I was citing the mistaken spelling from above, to point it out.
thank you for letting me know. it has been a week and if justin byeber suddenly becomes a pop star i’m going to find you
who is justice beaver?
Must be a playable character in one of those hero shooters
Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.
Looks like it’s an old pedophilic rock next to some melted cheese.
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So I should tell my fitness watch I’m doing cardio before I light up? Move those heartbeats from ‘stress’ to ‘healthy.’
RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person’s skin out of those clothes before he put them on.
Kid rock looks like – well let’s be real, that’s the first book he’s ever held.
thats why he wants to take kid rocks skin.
This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately
his home is a midscale restaurant pretending to be fancy?
That’s Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.
That’s who I thought it was before reading
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.
I’m calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.
Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.
Of all the ways to hold a book that is definitely one of the ones that says you are illiterate.
