Probably close enough to consider drinking gasoline.

If it’s only a dollar and I actually can’t give it back I’d probably just destroy it out of principle. No, I’m not rich with “fuck you” levels of money, but It do have principles.

So what verb do we start using then? Duckling? Ask Jeeving? Yandexing?

If someone tries to pay me with this, I simply will not accept it.

You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.

I frequently say jigawatts and jigabytes ironically. But probably often enough that it’s no longer ironic.

Because that would cut into their profits. Stop thinking about yourself all the time. People need yachts.

Dried, crusted santorum found caked around glory holes shall be referred to as Trump.

No, three dozen. So 72 halves.

Exactly! And keep a copy for yourself while you’re at it.

Why would you assume someone who required professional help to reformat a PC would have properly backed everything up?

You should have backed it up for them and then ransomed it back to them.

And they managed to get Hitler to eat a bullet. Maybe we’re on to something.

Epstein Ocean

brb posting on Reddit.

Because it killed all the kitchen & bath cleaners.

They might show up soon. I think they’re popping up more frequently now that ALPR camera systems are more prevalent.

Was it worse going in or coming out? Did they make them eat it again? Was there more than one recipient per fecal vessel?

Are you secretly a current US politician hoping someone smarter than you chimes in with a secret one-two punch to save the breakdown of your government?

Well it’s generally frowned upon to laugh at the mentally retarded.

I wish there were more holes in him.