You do realize that once armed the Raccoons will turn on you?
You are more of a snack than a god.
I can change them.
Yeah … into an armed band of raccoons with a taste for flesh.
No honor among thieves
Not if I make them recognize my value. It’s not as if they can discreetly walk out of a grocery store with their pockets full of tasty candy.
“The thieves guild sees you and welcomes you,” they hiss
I have a great-great grandfather that abandoned society to go live in a cave. He was arrested for embezzlement back in the 1800s, and after he was released, he decided he couldn’t face his family or community anymore. So he hopped a boat to Nova Scotia and set himself up in a cave.
Eventually, his wife managed to track him down. She begged him to come back, but he insisted on staying in his cave. I guess it was a really nice cave.
I’m raccoons are cool, but, like…
They need motorcycles too. Clearly.
This makes me think you’d like the anime “Apocalypse Hotel”. I don’t want to explain why, as that might spoil one or two things, but you’ll get it by the end.
I don’t know about giving raccoons tiny swords and shields, since they may hurt themselves, or hurt you.
What about buying them sexy little raccoon outfits and opening up a racoon bordello?
Ah, as always, some, uh, unique ideas from @[email protected].
I can’t be the only one to find raccoons attractive.
They won’t let us do what we really need to do to cope. Isolation and disengagement isn’t the answer.
