ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Raccoons@lemmy.world · 2 months agoEveryone copes differentlylemmy.worldimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1349arrow-down12
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minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoYou do realize that once armed the Raccoons will turn on you? You are more of a snack than a god.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYeah … into an armed band of raccoons with a taste for flesh.
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoNot if I make them recognize my value. It’s not as if they can discreetly walk out of a grocery store with their pockets full of tasty candy.
minus-squareterranoid@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months ago“The thieves guild sees you and welcomes you,” they hiss
You do realize that once armed the Raccoons will turn on you?
You are more of a snack than a god.
I can change them.
Yeah … into an armed band of raccoons with a taste for flesh.
No honor among thieves
Not if I make them recognize my value. It’s not as if they can discreetly walk out of a grocery store with their pockets full of tasty candy.
“The thieves guild sees you and welcomes you,” they hiss