Corrected.

Penis or wanting to fuck your mom.

The duality of man.

Are you kidding?

Getting masticated would make me cum harder.

God I would love to be shoved up an alien orifice.

I’d probably cum so hard I’d get them preggers.

Orgasmic advertising.

The card makes you shoot ropes.

I can’t wait for all the leftists here to tell me exactly why AOC is too far right for anyone to vote for.

For a long time the Irish weren’t considered white.

Racism is wild.

SNFU and Propagandhi.

You easily could add the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to this.

But Iran and Russia get a pass because they’re not American or really allied to them you know?

No Vault 33

I’m not in her resume though.

Her cousin I wish I was.

I wish I was her cousin.

Goddamn that’s a fucking sexy horse.

Anyone got a name?

Dying during a suicide attempt is the strangest way to say committed suicide.

Anyone who hasn’t sucked dick for memes raise your hand.

My two favorite foods I’ve eaten so far is elephant and whale.

I was super curious if it was pink, moist and inviting or dried out and gray.

If everyone’s mother just swallowed or did butt stuff we’d probably be in a better place.