I heard there was a site only for fans of hamsters.
This reminds of me of when Shaq almost convinced Charles Barkley to use
#onlyfanson his social media posts suggesting only Barkley’s true fans should respond or comment.Isn’t onlyfans for people who are getting rid of their air conditioning because of the environmental effects of freon and the excess electricity use?
If you are against global warming and believe in caring for the environment, please visit onlyfans.com
(Edit: Warning: not NSFW per se, but may attract a few weird looks (and make you start furiously masturbating on the train))
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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oh God when I was like 7 and on my grandma’s computer I was looking at hamster photos for a D.A.R.E. anti drug box thing and I scrolled so far that Google images weren’t that good anymore and I saw like 10 of these memes by that point, anyways long story short I fell for it lmao
also, a sidenote about the DARE program, I wrote this comment while stoned
When I was of a similar age I received an email purporting to be from a woman who said that she was wearing no clothes, visible on her website. I clicked the link - not sure why; that kind of thing didn’t much interest me at that age - and was presented with an adult woman wearing naught but high heels.
I responded to her email scolding her for her false claims. Shoes were still clothes. I never got a response for some reason.
