slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agothree cheers for fate!lemmy.caimagemessage-square90linkfedilinkarrow-up1669arrow-down19cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1660arrow-down1imagethree cheers for fate!lemmy.caslothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square90linkfedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 month agoWhat’s up with the guy on the right? I don’t know who that is.
minus-squareyopyop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up114·1 month agoLuigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
minus-squaremanualoverride@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up71·1 month agoRight! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 month agoThen some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYeah and what sin did the submarine commit?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThat submarine is a Goddamned saint!
minus-squareIoughttamow@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 month agoSome guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04
minus-squaremanualoverride@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 month agoThat is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoI’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agotakes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it… continues sucking nipple
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoLuigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
minus-square∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoAlleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually
What’s up with the guy on the right? I don’t know who that is.
Luigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Right! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.
Then some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”
GENTLEMAN!
Truly DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
Yeah and what sin did the submarine commit?
That submarine is a Goddamned saint!
Some guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04
That is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.
I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple
What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…
continues sucking nipple
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
That’s not my nipple.
Carry on,
Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
Alleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually
Those are orcas