No

They’re German, they don’t understand humor :(

Right, which is why I addressed that in my comment.

Wouldn’t your hands get wet?

He also shits standing up.

Wouldn’t your feet get wet?

No, he was the the worst thus far.

Have you seen corn prices in the western US?

Nope.

Yeah, it’s just a list of states sorted by population of the largest city

Make your own nation. Let’s trade.

Ethernet by default with an optional WiFi module would be ideal.

Ew.

We need a Zohran Mamdani party

Yeah, a secession for the less-insane states sounds pretty good. Tho the red (read: non-coastal) parts could fuck on off with Idaho and Nevada.

Thank you for hurting us. I really mean it.

If only it truly were common.

Not only did I hate cheesecake before I started making it myself, but a close friend is very anti-sweets but will always save room for this specific dessert.

Biscoffeetoffee cheesecake.

Biscoff crust, coffee base, chocolate toffee crust. Beloved even by cheesecake haters.

With as much force as necessary.