This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
Pole dancing?
Polo is Croquet on Horseback
Um… 🤯
Water polo seems cruel to the horses.
Then we should hippos instead
So water polo with murder cows?
Sure I’d watch that.
Hey there Georgie.
I love me some George Carlin.
Chess.
I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.
You should check out chessboxing it’s actually very entertaining
They dont actually fight and play chess at rhe same time, they alternate, but the whiplash is wild. And you’ve got high-level players completely shook making blunders cause they were fighting 30 seconds ago
So what we’re saying is: chess jousting
That one season of Yu-Gi-Oh where they rode motorbikes for no reason
I vote paintball with horse armor.
Also the markers are mounted on the horse, turning them into agile paint tanks.
Taekwondo
I read through all of these suggestions and up voted mom. But even after reading all the others, yours still made me audibly chuckle.
Rugby
Supermarket Sweep, insofar as that can be considered a sport.
Ice hockey. I mean, ice polo. The fights would be wicked.
Bobsledding.
“Feel the horses, feel the rhyme, get on up, it’s bobsled time”
Sumo wrestling
Not horses, but there’s a version of bullfighting in japan which is basically just a couple of bulls pushing each other around. If all goes well, neither gets hurt.
Eta they call it bull sumo
Water Polo
With seahorses.
That’s a big seahorse.
Dude, they’re self conscious. Not cool.
Chess without horses is just lacking something
Knights usually.
Swords would be a great addition too!
Diving. I’m still not convinced that this is real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_horse
TIL
It absolutely was. ☹️
It was and it was horrible. Horses have been, and still are, incredibly mistreated and it’s sickening some practices that are still allowed today
:( indeed
