This is it. This is the photo that sums up the 2020’s.
why am I like this
I blame Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman for my thing for crazy chicks. I saw that at a formative age.
My ex wife had some sort of personality disorder and we met at 14. I strongly suspect it has something to do with that.
Every time I see Pippa I think about her strange “there’s a group of people running the world” speach and her doing the happy merchant rubbing of the hands. I just feel a little weird about her and how close she seemed to be to rightwing groyper shit.
Also, her fans seems to be unhinged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNljm_dPg4o
As someone whos has no idea who pippa is, this is very confusing.
British cartoon pig?
That’s Peppa
HIDE
ALT
It took me ages to realize she had a head wound. I thought the blood drips were just red dyed bangs/hair in her face.
That’s a great way to get zero pain killers for the rest of the trip.
Waking up during surgery be damned, I will never admit to smoking pot to another doctor.
Agreed, one time I admitted to doing dummies a couple times during my yearly physical and basically got scolded and judged. Last time I tell doctors about drugs outside of an emergency.
In college I arranged a co-op at IBM. They made me take a drug test which I failed (for marijuana). A person from IBM’s HR called me and said literally “you need to clean up your act” and they brought me in to do the co-op anyway. I have no idea what the fuck that was all about.
I also got pulled over for speeding one time and the cop smelled the joint I had been smoking. Luckily he let me go with just a speeding ticket, but he made a point of scolding me – not for driving while high but because I was 49 at the time. He told me it was time for me to grow up. I was seriously enraged by that but of course I kept it to myself.
Lighting the lighter in an enclosed space that probably has oxygen tanks is definitely not a good idea
As a dumbass kid, I lit my grandmas oxygen tube on fire. It was wild; oxidizers are no joke.
“wild” is certainly one way to describe it
It wasn’t that bad. It was more like a 40 foot long, angry firework fuse. I was able to eventually stomp it out before my childhood took a drastic turn for the worse. It was one of the things that piqued my interest in physics/chemistry.
FOR SCIENCE!
Kinda makes me sad
why?
Try some drugs, then see if it makes sense to ask that question.
I’ve tried a ton of drugs and I am by all measures a productive and well respected member of my community.
Yeah but what community are you in? After all, everything’s relative.
I live in a major US city, just got a new job as culinary director for a school, I’m married, have a regular D&D game, and a fairly robust social life so, I guess I belong to several communities.
That is awesome.
I’m in love with the bong show.
