Super cool of the media to drop this on Friday afternoon when nobody cares

My kid wants to build a gaming PC for their birthday.

Am I cooked?

I estimated the generations for mine and just added two because we came 40 years after. Depending on the fecundity of my line it might be more than that.

No, those are 15th generation.

We came from Germany to Philadelphia via Dublin a little after them because the French burned our house down.

As a 13th generation North American I don’t get this meme.

I think they were feeling disillusioned well before Trump.

To me, the whole attitude started back in the late 90s and early ‘00s when groups like Limp Bizkit took off and “The Real Slim Shady” was huge. That attitude feels like the genesis of how these guys act.

ETA: I’m watching Ben Folds’ “Rockin’ the Suburbs” and it’s exactly that vibe

Really highlights how it’s rough and gets everywhere

I’ve been here since ‘16

I vehemently refuse to feel hope.

Stopped clock brain is right twice a day

“Slams”, v.: Writes a strongly worded letter to people who either don’t care or can’t read.

What a stupid world.

We live in a boring, ugly, stupid universe.

Even when Dems win I don’t feel like I have a seat at the table.

At best I feel like I’m at the kids’ table. “That’s nice that you want that, sweetie. Now eat your veggies and maybe there will be pie”

Oh so it’s never gonna work. Gotcha.

I’ve been voting in primaries since the year 2000. When will it start to work?

Well at least it’s finally happening so I won’t have to care about politics anymore.

Every election has been the most important one ever, with Democrats winning the only way to save literally the entire world.

Maybe they shouldn’t have been so melodramatic in the past. Or maybe the world should hurry up and end.

I fucking hate politics.

Oh look it’s this headline again. Just like every election in my entire life.

If they dragged Strom Thurmond’s barely animated husk in to vote, they can wheel Mitch in to pretend like he knows what he’s doing.