Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.
Single use and flushable.
I usually cauterize it with my cigarette.
That’s the help’s job.
Garçon!
Shake it once (that’s fine), possibly shake it twice (that’s ok), but never three times (that’s playing with yourself)
After reading this thread, it seems I’ve been using that air dryer thing on the wall very incorrectly.
Niether.
I wring mine out. 😤
Yeah you gotta peench that urethra, boyee
I just lick the residue off
No one really dances since you can get enough motion by shaking it. Also, toilet paper is non-existent at urinals. That said,
Shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s okay Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
Ugh, knew I should have checked this thread further before posting, it’s such an obvious pull.
Unexpected Good Charlotte reference? :D
Sounds like the lyrics to Shipoopi, originally from the “The Music Man”.
Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’ If you get a squeeze back, that’s fancy cookin’ Once more for a pepper-upper Never get sore on her way to supper
Yep. Good catch.
Isn’t that from Two and a Half Men?
OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE LYRICS BEFORE.
Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
This is propaganda from people who want you to have piss stains, shake it shake it shake it!
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
I developed a technique over the years where I run a finger along the urethra after I’m done to push whatever fluid may be left, regardless if I’m standing or sitting down. When no TP is available, it really helps.
Once upon a time, in my youth, I saw a meme explaining me this. Now I have a push behind the balls after pee every time!
This one right here. It pushes on the urethra and expels the drips. Like holding up the back of a garden hose to purge it for the winter.
I imagine guys in a public toilet seeing you reach into the pants to finger your taint.
Yep, saw a comment like this on Reddit and as I’ve aged it’s become critical.
Both.
hold the dancing tho
I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I’m naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip). Dancing only occurs if I really gotta pee, and can’t.
If I’m in a puble washroom, I knock it against the side of the urinal.
SLAP! This babys not going anywhere
For anyone confused, this is because not releasing the excess kinetic energy (that way or another) can cause it to flee, usually at the most inopportune of times
You do not want to come between a urinal and it’s toilets
Only when I passed 50 years old was that an issue. Prior to that when the stream was complete it would close off tight, immediately thereafter. Now it’s like I read in a Stephen King novel once…“No matter how long you jump and prance the last few drops end up in your pants”.
Lucky you, it started happening to me at 30
Same here…
Push up on your taint and the last bit will squirt out. Helps with the weakened prostate.
Yeah that won’t look strange at a line of urinals.
It doesn’t, it just looks like I’m shoving my junk back into my pants. Basically push up right behind the balls.
Yep.
Also shout out to “Desperation”, great book.
Thanks, I usually get all my literature recommendations from threads about urinary incontinence.
If it helps, another thing that happens in that book is that one of the characters suggests he might bite off the penis of another.
He even suggests that he would be unbothered by doing so due to his Vietnam experience.
You just get a new one?
Never paper. And almost never need to shake it.
spoiler
I’ve been having a discussion with a girl friend about this. She couldn’t believe me when I told her her I found out about the wiping the pp with toilett paper recently & that I just used to do the shake and dance how most men do. She was shook and told me it can’t be true that most men just do the shake and dance.
I know most people on lemmy are progressive, so it might be worped… but it still got me wondering, if I’ve been doing it wrong for the past +30 years or if it is the standard for other men.
You’re doing it wrong now but of course that is your right. Shake it dry, zip up.
