In Latvia you can’t cube impossible dream. Is cold.

Cube 2 potato. Toss in olive oil. Toss in 2 tablespoons minced garlic/garlic powder and like 2 tablespoons minced onion/onion powder, paprika, salt, oregano and minced rosemary. Toss again in bowl to evenly coat everything.

Spread on sheet. Roast at 325 for 22 mins or so until brown and crispy. Shread your favoutite cheeses on top and let them melt by heat from being fresh out of the oven.

I recommend mozza, sharp cheddar and parmagiano combo. Also consider parmagiano and pecorino combo.

Toronto G20 protests in 2010.

Like many claim satire is dead because it is indistinguishable from real news, this makes me think shitposting will suffer the same fate.

Now where can I buy this?

Nothing more American than killing Americans.

It might be because they didn’t let him grab them by the pussy. Kash probably did.

A favourite prank - True Story:

Guy from Québec goes to southern US for work. Thick accent and very catholic. Befriends locals, but finds the trope about ignorance to be … deserved.

At bar after work, locals try to explain Christianity to him. He plays dumb and trolls EXPERTLY.

Merican - So Jesus died for our sins and came back to life.

Qué: Like le zombie?

Merican: Well, no. Not like that. But he showed his friends the holes in his hands to prove it was him and he really died.

Qué: Oui! Like le zombie. Wounds on hands from 'ow he died and fleshrotting off face…

Merican: No no nothing like that.

Qué: But he died? (Yup) For real? (Yup) But got back up? (yes) With wounds. (Yes). So 'ow eez dis not like le zombie?

Merican: I’m just not explaining it well. (Story goes on) Gets to transubstantiation. Take this bread and eat of my flesh. Take this cup and drink of my blood … and you shall have everlasting life.

Qué: Mais oui! You See. Like le zombie! He eat your flesh. I see many movie like dis.

Merican: No! Sorry, I’m not explaining it well. Jesus doesn’t eat your flesh. He wants you to eat his, symbollically.

Qué: Ohhh! I see now. Everlasting life? (Yes) So zombie Jesus feed you his zombie flesh and blood, so you turn into zombie like him and be undead forever. Are all Americain in dis zombie cult?

Merican: 😬🥵 well, when you put it like that I guess it does sound pretty weird.

I hear what you’re saying, but have you considered state violence? Quoting legal requirements at this stage seems quaint.

Aware is too strong a term.

What about phase? We could amplify or destroy with the same frequency.

Think is too strong a term here.

Fucking Debra.

No, sorry, I got the spelling wrong. It slobluntu. My mistake. A portmanteau of slobbery blunt to you.

Thats when the person to your right hands you a slobbery spliff during puff-puff-pass.

The President rapes children. When you set the standard that low, this story feels like responsible government by comparison.

Can you tell me more about the pegging? I tried to google it, and well now my wife wants to have a talk after work. That’s never a good sign.

The grid could under real leadership. Your vampire squid parasitic infection is the problem here.

Fiiiind another race.

Torture is free speech? Careful what you ask for, fascists.

I’ll take your brain to another dimension. Pay close attention.