I don’t intentionally make them up, it’s just what comes to me as my brain frantically tries to figure out the right word. Like “fish museum.”

This guy hasn’t updated his project since 2020, but he went through all of the prophecies and compared them to the Felon and freaked himself out a bit: https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

I don’t even admit it when I’m at home by myself. I mean… a guy I know who lives in America does that

Your title sounds like an awful pickup line at a bar

I hate that the preponderance of weird AI makes it difficult to tell if people are talking about Weird Al or weird AI.

“I slipped in the shower and fell on it.”

They play D&D and thought they were buying two tickets to Paris dice.

“Angry Man” by Blacksmith Union has less than 1000 streams on Spotify, so I guess that one.

“Every Breath You Take” by the Police has 3.2 billion views, which edges out Bohemian Rhapsody

ABC & 123 were all known associates of Michael Jackson

I was hoping they’d call it Twitter

I would assume the usual porn genres. Country porn, reggae porn, new wave porn, jazz porn, R&B porn, folk porn, prog rock porn, pop porn…

If you truly believe, anything is possumwheel

Not very well so far

I discovered that I wasn’t having panic attacks. I was having seizures. Yay!

Check out “Deep Blue Day” by Eno. That’s always one of my go-to tracks.

Finally, a Christian who actually seems to be Christian. Unlike the reverend they quote from California. “I didn’t sign up to be a martyr.” Um, isn’t that what the guy you follow was? Oh wait, I forgot that bit where Jesus said “Think first of your family and your congregation, ‘cause fuck everyone else.”

Surprisingly indescribable.

Imma buy a LOT of anvils

Oz is such an absolute fucking moron. Robots won’t be doing the procedures on people, OBGYNs will be doing them through telerobotics. It’s a human using a tool, not a robot.

If it’s a distinctive voice and you’re doing it for commercial reasons, you will get sued and, depending on how distinct the voice is, lose. Look up Tom Waits v. Frito-Lay. He won $2.6 million from them in 1992. Granted, that was a radio commercial, but that would be the main precedent. http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/communications/waits.html