Shut up Meg
First world anarchy
Don’t talk to me until you’ve grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the “Open here” text and, instead of opening there, you’ve opened it AT HOME, you coward.
But when I got it home it was here.
Left handed, I see.
Or maybe teeth handed?
or right handed and the packet was flipped before placing on the table for the pic
Surely can’t be more adrenalin junkie than that :)
No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.
Me looking at that vague “SPICES” that could be anything
Yellow No. 5
A little bit of mustard in my life,
A little bit of marigold by my side,
A little bit of lemon’s all I need,
A little bit of gold is what I see
It is by far the healthiest condiment, with salt being its primary vice.
Become ungovernable.
You can’t be tamed.
You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.
Are…are there…other uses for this stuff?
Yes, I don’t kink shame =)
The old “mustard in the urethra” trick, eh?
Does it stop being a trick when it’s a standard practice?
Were you also wearing a white shirt at the time, you madlad?
Worse. I was wearing my favorite shirt.
Anarchy
Absolute anarchy
You rebel! Next you’ll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!
Hey, that’s illegal. Half of Gitmo is label rippers.
Now eat the packet you coward.
