Dr. Flox: “The neutrinos are mutating.”

Need an Elon’s house mod for Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

Pokédex: “Oak, the child labor Pokemon…”

“Yer a loose cannon!”

You got me. Fixed.

I guess I’ll have to actually watch Lower Decks to understand why Shax is always the one trying to eject the core or why typing “lower decks chief engineer” into duckduckgo’s image search mostly returns pictures of Shax.

South Korea invading the United States wouldn’t even be the weirdest thing that’s happened this year.

Data: “Warp 9.5… 9.6… 9.7… The letters are continuing to match our speed.”

When they forget about you:

He’s the Ray Kroc of streaming.

This is too real to be funny.

That poor Whomp was just doing his job.

Weesa join da Federation, okee day?

Weesa give Section 31 emergency powers to fighting the Dominion.

The pilots the entire time they were getting yelled at:

Henry Shrapnel, who was good friends with John Grenade.

Professor Frink: “…and the screaming and the dying…”

Real Talk with Morn

FOX: “Roll some B-footage of Trump at Mar-a-lago last year.”

Like all good villains, Eddington had a point and just went about it in a stupid “…and find out.” way.

What an actual nightmare!

Posted 12y ago

Man I can believe YouTube is that ol-

Unfun fact: In two days, the oldest video on YouTube, “Me at the zoo” by jawed (which is also the very first video uploaded to the platform by a public account), will be exactly 21 years old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw