Humans. gestures around in every direction

EDIT: ah shit, didn’t read the whole thing…

My kinda content

Not me, I got to pick my own name as a child. Admittedly, “Small-Weiner Stegosaurus” might have been a regrettable choice.

Damn, you play for keeps

Are they made of ham, or is the ham made of them?

Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.

Damn, my eyeballs were having a pretty good morning…

If I eat a shrimp that ate human, would that be cannibalism?

Anybody know what this nonsense says? I’m having a hard time reading it.