

The US’s very own Wilhelm Keitel war criminal, but Keitel was at least a general.
Peter knows he’s a fall guy for his lord and master when the war crimes court starts up, right?
“I didn’t know what all Pete was doing- I never told him to do that.”


The US’s very own Wilhelm Keitel war criminal, but Keitel was at least a general.
Peter knows he’s a fall guy for his lord and master when the war crimes court starts up, right?
“I didn’t know what all Pete was doing- I never told him to do that.”


If any top brass who probably stuck it out for a lot of time, tedium, and bureaucratic BS and probably even worked pretty hard (to finagle some near-impossible tasks without getting caught bending/breaking policy) to become top-top brass actually felt anything but deep resentment and probably hate for this sleazy failed ANG major (a middling paygrade, for those unfamiliar), I would be shocked. Can’t imagine there’s any general or admiral ever enjoying taking orders from a major.


US Active Duty Service Members who weren’t paid on time in early 2019 during Trump 1.0’s first record-breaking government shutdown definitely didn’t feel cared about.


The braindead can’t be woken.


and a famously good lay
Can vouch.


She blew off a dog’s head with a shotgun because it allegedly wouldn’t obey her. I’ve always heard there’s no such thing as a bad dog, just bad owners…


How dare you insult ghouls like that.


Far as I can tell the dude is invincible. Sort of in the same way cockroaches are.


They’ll be back to licking his boots in another day or two. They can’t stay mad at daddy for long.


A.K.A. the perfect way to acquire Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.


Better start lacing your blood with arsenic and foxglove now…
Source: The House of the Scorpion
I resent how this question implies I ever had faith in humanity.


What exactly constitutes a 6th grade level of reading ability? Goosebumps? Hatchet? Hunger Games? Dr. Seuss?


So this means he’s donating all his money directly to people suffering financial insecurity, along with education on how to not be immediately taken advantage of by unscrupulous scammers, right? That could be the only possible way this wankstain could earn any amount of actual respect from the rest of society.


It’s almost as if LLMs don’t (or can’t) actually give a shit about humans or whether they exist.
Nah, it’s like a mint misstrike on a series of coins. They tend to have very high eventual numismatic value due to their rarity.
So, go out and smash everyone else’s identical plate so yours is the only one.


Maybe it means the kinetic energy of the wind, which I believe scales against its velocity-squared?


XKCD-it. Got it.


That’d be a great TV show plot…but I’m not really a fan of violence. I’d be more interested in rendering them unusable, or spoofing them into making loud fart noises or letting out a loud wolf whistle everytime someone else walks by. Like I said, I don’t know, nor do I much care, what kinds of things the glasses do…but I imagine theres some kind of screen the user can watch, so maybe forcing them to view something annoying could be another viable spoof.
Goebbels and his wife chose to poison themselves after murdering their six children a couple days after Hitler blew his own brains out.